#jockbro

[bigdumbfratjock]

bruh just become a dumb jock its so fuckin nice not having to think and just enjoy working out

[mootguy]

[chgo69boi]

Masc men still wear jocks. Do you?

[avissapiens]

Bro New Year

The abyss is so dope at guiding you where you need to be guided. We waited til all the New years hype has died and now we can truly start living 2024. Things have only begun for a year filled with bro bliss. Keep looking ahead bros.

Your goal for the year is...

Slow down bro

Take your time with shit and consider if what you are doing really even needs to be done or said or if you’re just trying to look smart.

Be chill. Less is more. Make your words and actions count. Better to be a one-trick pony that everyone wants to ride instead of a busybody that can’t get his shit straight. You know what you’re good at. You know what you like. If shit falls outside of those categories it's not worth doing. Reduce. Slow down. Keep everything as simple as fucking possible and streamlined. Fewer words. Slower speech. People will assume you’re a dumb bro and then they won’t give you a bunch of Bullshit responsibilities. Happier life guaranteed.

Take 3 hours in the gym cause you spend time between sets chatting with bros. 

Finish whatever shit you gotta do for school, but hand it in on the last possible day with the minimum required work.

Spend all day tanning and vibing at the beach.

Edge yourself stupid with slow strokes from sunrise to sunset.

Extend every sentence with “Uh…erm…hmm…”

Because as the number and speed at which you do things goes down, the quality and bliss increases tenfold.

Model used is Giancarlo Baglioni

For more works to fuel your Bro new year, Explore all the lovely facets of the abyss.

[hypnowolf21]

[hornyjockbro]

Don't see anything wrong with that bro

[bigdumbfratjock]

[mootguy]