#footballz happy birthday to Carson Palmer! You were a rookie and then you were good and then you were hurt and then you were bad and then you were good again! That's at playing football, I don't really know anything about you as a person. Other than you being super Christian and me REALLY not liking your face! Those two are not related just happenstance that they would be in the same sentence (correlation is not causation my dawgs). Oh man though, your face is that of a dude who is in the group behind you at mini golf and is really pissed at you screwing around but won't really say anything to you so he's quietly taking it out on his family but really all he wanted was a little bit of distraction with a hint of competition. Y'know like back in high school, things were simpler then, we had fun but we played to win and felt like as soon as the game was done we could play another. Not like now, when you sit in your office all day wondering where those feelings went and then you come home and look at Diane and wonder where it went wrong or even if this is wrong at all. Did we get sold a bill of goods in our youth? That life could be whatever we wanted it to? But slowly those options disappear until there you are, angry at some dumb kids at a mini golf course and nobody understands why. Anyway, that's what your face looks like to me! You have a bunch of money though and really have pretty much gotten to do what you wanted your whole life so maybe your face is just that of a real ding a ling. Anyway, I hope your dumb face is having a good time today, Carson Palmer, because it's your birthday! #footballzeroftheday #footballzbirthdays #carsonpalmer #cincinnatibengals #oaklandraiders #arizonacardinals #upsanddowns #jockface #talesoflife #minigolf