I was at Starbucks and this guy said he wanted to buy a house with a nice yard. Has two dogs. One's a little dog who thinks he's a big dog... You know what? I'm too high to lie right now...
Joel Hammond 1.05
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I was at Starbucks and this guy said he wanted to buy a house with a nice yard. Has two dogs. One's a little dog who thinks he's a big dog... You know what? I'm too high to lie right now...
Joel Hammond 1.05
I'm freaking out, man!
Joel Hammond 1.04
Jesus Christ, if I told you the crazy shit happening, you'd put me in an asylum. It's like my life is spiraling toward disaster and there's no way out. The worst part is, I can't even talk about it with the person I love the most because she'll blame herself, and that's not what I want!
Joel Hammond 1.03
Well, we can't start killing people, we're getting life back to normal and killing people isn't normal, sweetheart.
Joel Hammond 1.02
Maybe I shouldn't care about toaster knobs, or being responsible, or descending into chaos. Why should I be the only one in my family who gives a crap, right? WHO SUCKS IT UP?
Joel Hammond 1.01