#joes statements

[joe-ferrera]

May I borrow your lovely bike pretty please?? :3

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Why? What use would a....

He looks Guppy up and down, confused by just what he's seeing.

...critter like you even have for it?

[joe-ferrera]

Hey, remember when you almost got us killed because your fuck ass drone dropped the bag of cyanobacteria? Still pissed off about that

Aaaaaand who are you? I only remember it as a two person job, and I highly doubt you're Angelo.

[joe-ferrera]

Did you know you're such a cutie patootie? 🤭

Okay?

[joe-ferrera]

Ur uncle is hot

You're insane.

[joe-ferrera]

Gives you brownies that are the most normal and harmless they can be. Chocolate frosting and dinosaur sprinkles on top of box mix brownies! Makes em way better! :) 🫶🫶🫶

Oh, uh....Thanks. That's nice.

You specifying they're normal and harmless suggests the opposite, though. First tip, if there's something up with the food, don't emphasize how normal it is - that just makes a guy suspicious.

But if they are normal, thanks. I do get a bit of a sweet tooth now and again.

[joe-ferrera]

so um, i’m back. hi, hello! quick question, do you ever get anxious and shit when you’re yknow, doing your thing when angelo asks you to? like if he asks you to go infiltrate a target’s home or whatever do you ever get scared of getting caught ???? bc i would get anxious, that’s probably why i wouldn’t even think to do what you do😕

Hello again.

Of course I'm anxious. Even if it's an easy job, there's always some jitters there. That's normal in this line of work. Too many variables, even for a quick hit. You can't really face it without a little bit of nerves. But you just....mask them and move on.

[joe-ferrera]

hey, i think ur pretty cool :)

Yeah? Thanks for that, that's nice.

[joe-ferrera]

So like, can I pay you to kill someone?? I got like 9 bucks and a dream

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Not for that price. Do you think I take charity cases?