I'm going to do a Joey challenge on Crystal version and I'm going to track my progress here. It will be tracked by posting screenshots of the emulator with a little commentary of my own that will be from the point of view of Joey himself, so there's going to be capslock. Just warning you now~
Now that we have the details out of the way, let's get to the goods.
MY NAME IS JOEY AND I LOVE ALL RATTATA. THE SMALL ONES, THE BIG ONES, THE SHINY ONES, AND THE PURPLE ONES AND IT'S MY DREAM TO BEFRIEND ALL RATTATA. I AM 10 YEARS OLD AND I LIVE IN CHERRYGROVE CITY. MY MOM WON'T LET ME GET A STARTER POKEMON SO I'M GOING TO GET A RATTATA INSTEAD.
SO I WALKED THREE MILES TO NEW BARK TOWN AND WENT TO MR.PROFESSOR ELM'S LAB. HE WAS EXPECTING ME ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY. I JUST WANT MY RATTATA WHICH WILL BE THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF RATTATA
BUT MR.PROFFESOR ELM I WANT A RATTATA JUST GIVE ME THE RATTATA WHY AREN'T YOU GIVING ME MY RATTATA
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY I WILL NOT USE A POKEMON THAT IS NOT RATTATA.
YOU'RE A SNEAKY ONE MR. PROFESSOR ELM. REAL SNEAKY.
LOOK AT THE STATS OF MY AWESOME RATTATA.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR NUMBER MR.PROFESSOR ELM BUT I'M NEVER GOING TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN.
DON'T YOU SEE HOW COOL MY NEW RATTATA IS? HE IS THE BEST POKEMON IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND FOR MY COOL RATTATA. I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO SHOWING MY MOM MY COOL RATTATA. MAYBE SHE'LL LET ME TRAVEL AROUND WITH IT INSTEAD OF STAY IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE ALL THE TIME.
...And that's all for now. In the next exciting installment of the Joeylocke, Joey encounters Geodude, goes on a rampage over an anti-Rattata trainer, and outlines the joys of Rattata to Professor Oak and Mr.Pokemon!
