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who cooks normally?: Janine, but only because Hannes does know like 3 normal dishes.
how often do they fight?: AHAHAHAHA.Son.Just don't.But to answer this - There's never a day that passes without even a little argument
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: They're not really one for missing each other and they always do see each other often ... but when it's for a bit longer, they are getting sad, especially Janine. Sometimes she even sends sweet whatsapps and snapchats like "Something's missing here without you fucking annoying smartass"Usually getting answered with "Here too, you bitch"
nicknames for each other?: Bitch and Asshole don't count, do they.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Actually Johannes, because Janine is almost broke all the time, even though they fake argue quite often before the bill comes. And one time he said they'll split the bill and literally split it - but like that the prices are on one and the food'S on the other side. She found that so clever and mean that she actually payed the bill
who steals the covers at night?: Hannes, but that is no problem because Janine always throws them away from her in her sleep.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Either the worst trash or the thing that the other really wants (like a trikot of a huskey player for Janine. For Hannes it's kind of difficult since he doesn't really wants anything, but she likes to just buy him books then or a cute cup/shirt)
who remembers things?: Both. Janine is not as chaotic as it seems ... and Johannes not as organized ... While Janine is one for memorizing events and birthdays, he is rather one for codes and phone numbers.
who cusses more?: Probably Janine, but just probably.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: If it's physically hurt, depnding on how bad, make fun of him/her, make fun of him/her AND treat him/her, or just calling him/her a goddamn fucking idiot for getting hurt that fricking bad AND treat him/her.If this psychically, either call them a pussy for getting hurt but still comfort or just comfort.
who kissed who first?: Very hard to say if we look how they got together. It was probably Janine.
who made the first move?: Very hard to say if we look how they got together.
who started the relationship?: Very hard to say if we look how they got together.It was literally like that: They got drunk at a party, had sex, started a kind of friends with benefits relationship until their friends told them that you can't fuck your former nemesis without having other feelings for him/her and then they accepted their love and got together.
