#john ;

[ems-blunt]

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happy birthday to the man who has kept me laughing for over 10 years. I’ll blame all my wrinkles on you because of it. Me and the girls love you so much John, happy birthday!                    

@alt-krasinski

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[moraeurus]

so god help me if he tries anything while i'm around he's going to catch a fist right to the fucking mouth.

[moraeurus]

allevviate

i'm john egbert and i'm going to give my sister's husband a kiss.

a kiss with a fucking fist.

[moraeurus]

tipsy-godhead:

Roxy jolts, wiping her eyes quickly and looking up at the person who just spoke. She smiles at him, sniffing with a small laugh, “I-I’m fine, nothin’ to worry about fella.” She looks back down, checking her phone with a long sigh. Honestly, she had just gotten out of a big fight with her roommate, Dave. They never argued much, but when they did it wasn’t pretty. She just needed to be away from him for a little. 

John sits down near the other lady, a few steps down so she could feel taller than him. She was probably shorter than him by a fairly good amount.

"You sure? You don't sound ' a l r i g h t '."