#john chat

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Greg: why is Anderson carrying a plant with him everywhere he goes?

John: he asked a stupid question so Sherlock made hime carry a plant around for the oxgyen he wasted

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John and Sherlock: *staring into each other’s eyes*

Eurus: *opens a can of coke*

Sherlock: we’re HAVING a moment

Eurus: and I’m having a coke? What’s your point?

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Sherlock: do you remember when I had a crush on you? So embarrassing

John: we’re married

Sherlock: still

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John: I’m going to kill you one day

Sherlock: do you want me to get you a stall so you can look me in the eyes when you’re threatening me?

John: 😐

John: rude

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John: *to Molly* I dare you to kiss the cutest person in the room

Molly: Sherlock?

Sherlock: *blushing* yes?

Molly: pass over that mirror will you?

Sherlock: *tears welling up in eyes (see gif) and voice cracking* o-okay

Sorry for not posting in a few weeks. I really need some inspiration and I’ve been busy doing college work. Please forgive me

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Sherlock: the stars are beautiful tonight

John: they are

Sherlock: you know what else is beautiful?

John, blushing: no, what?

Molly and Eurus, in sync and behind them: us

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John: I will fight ANYONE

John: except for Molly when she's pulled an all nighter and haven't had a cup of coffee yet

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Dad figure: John is Wat Son?

Me: John is Bi Son

For today's Inktober which is coming later