#john constantine

[meangreenspaceman]

[m0th-h]

Ghost King Danny getting locked in the sarcophagus of sleep for a few millennia and eventually accidentally released by Constantine

Danny: What the fuck..? What time is it?

John, freaking the fuck out: Shhh, shhhhh, just go back to sleep. Please.

[ratblazer]

Zatanna projecting her period cramps onto Constantine

[ciricearts]

prompts from my instagram chat group!!<3

[aeturnum-mendacacium]

Robin! Jason: Robin gives me magic! :D

Constantine: *suspicious side eye glaring* Hm....

Bruce: oh come on, just because I have a high chance of being consumed by evil if I do magic -which is why I'm not allowed to do magic- doesn't mean he will! That's just a kid's saying! Constantine: uh huh -------------------------------

Red hood! Jason: *all-blades in hand* Sup motherfuckers guess who's back Constantine: I FUCKING KNEW IT

[mellosdrawings]

It's the bisexual rizz. No way he could've gotten a baddie like Zatanna otherwise.

[theladyphantom]

Baby Danny vs Justice League Pt. 2

Martian Manhunter: hello, tiny infant

Danny: *pointing at him* G’een!

Martian Manhunter: *uncle mode unlocked* he’s the smartest creature on planet Earth maybe in all the solar systems—

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Green Arrow: why’s he staring at me?

Danny: *just had Robin Hood book read to him by Jason with pictures* hmmmm

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Constantine: alright I’m here what do you need—

Danny: stinky! Stinky man! Ew! Stinky, stinky!

Constantine: *recognizes his aura as the ghost king* …yes, your majesty.

JL: ?????

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