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Superpod 2 - This Time It’s Recorded

Wil is explaining Rugby League to Dave.

Wil: All I would say is when it comes to the Canterbury Bulldogs, don’t go on an end-of-season trip with them.

Dave: Oh, no, I like taking it in the bum against my will. What’s wrong with that? Is that what you’re talking about.

Wil: [cracking up] You have nailed that. Without knowing anything about that football team, you have totally fucking nailed—

Dave: I watched five minutes of them playing and I’m like, “They rape people.”

Deeksy: I saw Hot Head and I thought it was fabulous!

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Superpod 2 - This Time It’s Recorded

Dave wanders off stage for a while at some point, before returning to his seat. Then--

Dave: [to an older audience member] Wait… who are you?

Wil: She’s a fan from the future.

Dave: She came to my show last night and sat in the front row. It was tremendous. She stood up in the middle and she said, “This is bullshit!” and she left.

Wil: Is that really true?

Dave: No, she, she—

Deeksy: [appearing from backstage] I saw Hot Head and I thought it was fabulous!

[everyone cracks up]

Charlie: That was John Deeks speaking.

Dave: There’s no way anybody told him to say that. [everyone cracks up] I just wanted that to be said.

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Superpod 2 - This Time It’s Recorded

Charlie: John, it would be remiss of us not to use your wonderful vocal talents to do one thing for us; could you just do us a little favour? I’ve just got something here that I’d like you to read. Could you…?

Deeksy: “TOFOP Live, 2015…”

Charlie: [offstage] Don’t read that part!

Deeksy: Oh, sorry. “Seriously, in memoriam tone”. Okay. [haunting, dramatic music begins to play] “‘My candle burns at both ends; it will not not last the night; but, ah, my friends, and oh, my foes— it gives a lovely light.’

These words were first written by Edna St. Vincent Millay in 1920, but they were never more truthful, more vital or more bittersweet than on April the 5th, 2012. For on that fateful night, the world changed forever. United first by laughter, then by unimaginable tragedy; like the wax wings of Icarus, four men dared to reach for the heavens only for it to all fall apart. And in the smoking ruins of what was left, only one question remained: Where were you the night Superpod died?

Days turned into weeks, and weeks turned into years. The world moved on. Superpod became little more than a legend, a fairy tale to frighten young children before they died— er, went to bed! But some fairy tales come true.

No one ever imagined it could happen again. No one ever imagined that this time, it might even be— recorded!”

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Superpod 2 - This Time It’s Recorded

Charlie appeared with Aggro during the Good Friday Appeal telethon.

Wil: Can I tell you about my favourite joke last night you tried to do that didn’t work? It wasn’t your fault, by the way—

Charlie: Are you saying—? Go on.

Wil: Completely not your fault! You did, like, a funny thing, but Aggro stepped on your bit.

Charlie: Because I couldn’t hear him because he’s a puppet!

Wil: No, no, it was his fault, mate! It was your fucking time and Aggro just fucking came in over the top and fucked it up. … So, Virginia Gay was also on the panel. And Virginia Gay, you decided that Aggro and Virginia Gay might be a couple…

Charlie: Because they were doing this whole thing, all couple-y and flirty and stuff.

Wil: So you thought…

Charlie: I had a light bulb.

Wil: Charlie’s like, “Oh, fuck—“

Charlie: “Green light for a joke!” …

Wil: So Charlie’s decided he will go with what Virginia and Aggro’s celebrity name will be. But at that time, Aggro does a joke and you can’t quite hear Charlie cos the camera’s not on him. So you just hear him in the background— I believe what he was trying to say was “Vaggro”, right?

Charlie: Yes. Which I thought was pretty funny.

Wil: That was not what it sounded like. It sounded like Aggro’s just there and Charlie’s just like, “FAGGRO!”

Deeksy: CC, you’ve done it again!

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Superpod 2 - This Time It’s Recorded

Charlie: Actually, John, there was something, if you could do it for me. So for those of you who don’t know, John Deeks is actually the voice of JB Hi-Fi. What’s your tagline?

Deeksy: [announcer voice] JB, you’ve done it again!

Wil: I would like to say that my Wiluminati DVD is available at JB Hi-Fi.

Deeksy: [announcer voice] You’re available at JB Hi-Fi; get that TOFOB— TOFOP? [Charlie and Wil crack up] At JB Hi-Fi now, only $9.99!

Charlie: Can you do a favour for me— if, at any stage tonight, I say something that you really like and really think is funny, can you say, “CC, you’ve done it again?”

Deeksy: [announcer voice] CC, you’ve done it again!

Wil: Expect to hear that two more times.

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Superpod 2 - This Time It’s Recorded

Charlie: Can we get that confirmed? Has someone got Wikipedia? This is what normally happens in our show, we just have to look things up.

Wil: People are like, “I can’t look up Wikipedia; I’m recording the show cos you fuckers won’t!” Fuck you, I brought my own Zoom so there’s a spare one that I just have here. I’m like, “Well, if the other one fucks up, I’ve got this.”

Charlie: How many Zooms have we got recording it this time?

Wil: Oh, fucking heaps, mate. And ASIO’s listening in; they signed that bill through. As long as we say “terrorism, terrorism, jihad”. Actually, John Deeks, can you say “terrorism, jihad…”?

Deeksy: [cheerful announcer voice] Terrorism jihad!!

Wil: [loses his shit; starts throwing chairs]

Charlie: Oh my god! I feel compelled to do an act of terror when you say it!

Wil: [continues throwing chairs]

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Superpod 2 - This Time It’s Recorded

Deeksy: What does [TOFOP] stand for?

Wil: Well, originally it standed for… Standed for. [laughing]

Charlie: It standed for alcoholism.

Wil: Entertaining alcoholism! If I didn’t drink, I wouldn’t give you so much free shit!

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Superpod 2 - This Time It’s Recorded