So I'm reading the reviews for Fault in Our Stars on Amazon and...
"Neither Hazel, Augustus, Hazel's mom, or Hazel's dad appear to have their own seperate identity. They all have the same voice and thought pattern and high intelligence level as their creator does. Hazel is John Green. Augustus is John Green. Hazel's mom and dad are John Green. Isaac is John Green."
Then I go to look inside the book and...
"Late in the winter of my seventeenth year, my John Green decided John Green was depressed, presumably because John Green rarely left the house, spent quite a lot-"
I turn the page...
"My Regular Doctor John Green, who John Greened that John Green was veritably John Greening in a John Greening and totally John Green John Green, and that therefore my John Greens should be John Greened"
I close the book and throw it at the wall. SHEESSH THE KIND OF BOOKS YOU CHILDREN ARE READING THESE DAYSS,,,