#john meme

[eggzeroni]

I found John at the shops

Many many Johns.

[wrr000]

Oh John~ (by me)

[whyamiheretm]

Wait, did you see that?

(Please don’t let this flop I spent a lot of time on this)

[seasurfacefullofclouds1]

i hope john giving him everything he wants and imagine them playing xbox and john giving him win😭 i hope someone treats him right like he deserves to

John Oxfordshire pretending not to notice Louis cheating and letting him win at XBox … then arguing that Louis “owes him one,” bopping him with a soft pillow… will we ever live to see this cuteness…

[karamatsu-gal]

[thegutterwelcomesyou-blog]

♡ ♥ ♦ (for Jex please <3 )

♦ - Emotional headcanon

John doesn’t get emotional too often. He’s not stone cold and hard or anything but when something’s bothering him he doesn’t like to show it. One day after Vex moves in he’s cleaning out some spaces to find room for her and Puck and he finds an old box full of stuff he forgot about after June died. Letters, pictures, gifts and such. As much as he loves Vex, things like this still hurt, so he’s really shut down when she comes home and when she discovers the box she goes to comfort him and for the first time he lets her and cries about something that isn’t her.

♥ - Love headcanon

John feels like he never got to do shit right in high school. He never took a girl to prom, never had a steady girlfriend or went on dates, never really had his shit together, even when he met June their relationship wasn’t the classic type you see in old movies. Being a bit of a romantic deep down he likes to try and make up for that with Vex and winds up digging up his old class ring from ‘89 and gives it to her and asks her to go steady, wrapping string around it so she can wear it and everything.

♡ - Sex headcanon

As fun as the rough and serious sex is, John loves to be playful and goof around, making Vex laugh and smile and call him silly little nicknames while they make love. He also takes this playfulness to a more aggressive side, taking risks as little as sending a dirty text during dinner or as great as slipping finger in her swimsuit while everyone’s swimming down by the dock, just to work her up and leave her hanging.

[thegutterwelcomesyou-blog]

[Vex to John]: "Well this is a nice surprise," she smirked, eying her boyfriend. "It's a good look for you Daddy." He should seriously consider losing his clothes permanently. It'd sure as hell make her life easier.

He smirked and glanced away, a bit shy but not too embarrassed. “Y’know…” He teased, raising an eyebrow. “I used to be able to walk around naked a lot more before you, Zig, and Puck moved in.” 

[thegutterwelcomesyou-blog]

*kiss spell thingy* ^_^

John rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. “You uh… you want a kiss?” 

The request was strange but he supposed that he and Vex had had some chemistry…

He froze, staring at her as they sat on the dock overlooking the water. His eyes shied away to look at the four feet that dangled in the water, brave little fishes swimming up to nibble and investigate. His were rough and calloused from always working on them, but hers were feminine and delicate, her toes painted a pretty red which attracted more Sunnies to them. 

He sighed. It had been over four years since he’d kissed anyone, and he wasn’t quite sure if he remembered how. He felt like his seventeen year old self behind the wheel of his first car about to have his first kiss with Jessica Muller, nervous and not quite sure what to do.

He decided not to keep her waiting, and slowly wrapped a steady arm around her waist, pulling her closer to him. He stared into her mysterious eyes as he slipped a hand on the side of her neck, his fingertips wrapping in her red hair as he glanced down at her lips. The corners of his mouth twitched up a little and he leaned forward, placing his mouth around her bottom lip. He closed his lips together and opened them again, catching her top lip in them this time and tightening his arm around her. 

He loosened his arm but kept it around her in the modest place. John loved the body of a woman as much as the next, but he always kept things polite and modest… in public that is. He pulled away just enough so that his eyes could focus on hers, but he was still close enough to take in the sweet smell of her skin.

His heart was racing, but he never showed any signs of it. His arm stayed still and his small, close-lipped smile was one of humble accomplishment. He raised an eyebrow at her. 

“How was that?”

[that is all.]