Jun 8, 2020
" john, have you updated your laptop yet???? all im seeing are these dumb hot singles ads! " from narcocism @ john OESJBXFCJBHV
@narcocism
“Um? Of COURSE not. The version I have now works just fine, why would I update it? And anyways, it’s kinda retro! And retro is cool.”
“Also, the hot singles ads are NOT dumb. How else am I supposed to now how many single ladies in my area are interested in ME specifically? It’s a little bit weird how many times I’ve been asked for my credit card number, but still! The hot singles ads are very... useful.”