#john roderick

[rabdoidal]

twitter is having a normal one

[halfgayfullgayconsequences]

[nothing2seehere420]

I have embiggened the Xmas playlist.

[uiruu]

penis piss

[juxhex]

guess we finally found the setup to this punchline

[averagecontentenjoyer]

me five minutes ago: what the fuck is “bean dad”

me now, after learning that “bean dad” is john roderick (the man who wrote and sung the MBMBaM theme song) and that the name refers to the fact that he didn’t teach his daughter how to use a can opener when she asked him to, left her hungry for 6 hours because of it, and then became amused when she began crying after those six hours: oh

[theyahoowizard]

[absolutereality]

if i were Maximum Fun I’d just tweet “new to the MaxFun network: Sydnee McElroy Hunts John Roderick for Sport” and turn off my phone