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May 9th, 1536: The King Wills It
“Perfection, of a kind, was what he was after, And the poetry he invented was easy to understand; He knew human folly like the
“Perfection, of a kind, was what he was after,
And the poetry he invented was easy to understand;
He knew human folly like the back of his hand,
And was greatly interested in armies and fleets;
When he laughed, respectable senators burst with laughter,
And when he cried the little children died in the streets.”
- W.H. Auden (1907 – 1973), Epitaph on a Tyrant
On Tuesday, May 9th, 1536 Henry VIII strode into one of the vast audience chambers at Hampton Court Palace and took his seat before 22 bowing aristocrats and 27 bowing gentlemen-in-waiting. Near his throne, like a dutiful raven, stood Secretary of State Thomas Cromwell, waiting to assist his royal master in the formal notification to the aristocracy that the Queen of England had been arrested and would stand trial within the week for multiple counts of sexual perversion and intended treason. Earlier that day, the cumbersome legal proceedings against the Queen had been commenced as the Grand Jury of Middlesex prepared to meet in Westminster to organise the mundane details required for a treason trial, now that the main ground-work of evidence gathering had been completed by Cromwell. The foreman of the jury, Giles Alington, a stepson of the late Sir Thomas More, remarked that as far as he was concerned there was no need for there to be a trial at all - the Queen should be put to death at the first available opportunity.
In his slightly high-pitched voice, the King proceeded to outline the Queen’s heinous crimes which were “such great and weighty matters as whereupon doth consist the surety of our person, the preservation of our honour, and the tranquillity and quietness of you and all other our loving and faithful subjects”. He pointed out that although Norris, Brereton, Weston and Smeaton would stand trial in London on Friday, the Queen and Lord Rochford, as members of the Royal Family and aristocracy, were legally entitled to have a trial before their peers – that is to say, more or less everyone now clustered into the King’s presence. The King's presence reminded them that every man was expected to their duty for “the preservation of our honour”; there was not to be another unfortunate and unexpected acquittal of an accused traitor, as had happened with Henry Norris’s father-in-law, Lord Dacre, two years earlier.
With fulsome protestations of loyalty and yet further bowing, the lords and gentlemen assured the King of their repugnance at the Queen’s “abominable and detestable” actions. Retiring, they left the King alone with Cromwell, who promised his Sovereign that the rest of the nobility – some of whom had retired to their estates at the far extremities of the King’s domains – would be ordered back to London in time for the Queen’s trial for a much-needed show of unity.
This call for singularity of purpose amongst the elite was the first time the King had been seen in public – or rather, officially – since he had left the May Day jousts at Greenwich eight days earlier. He had, of course, been seen by the more eagle-eyed of his subjects, sailing downriver at night to take his fiancée Jane Seymour out for night-time supper parties on the Thames. With the music floating from the barge and Jane Seymour perched at his side, dressed with a conservatism that bordered on the theatrical. The sight did not sit well with the Londoners watching from the shore and Cromwell had spent the last few days trying to hunt down the authors of various pamphlets ridiculing the King and his wife-to-be. The Spanish ambassador had stared on in grim amazement at how cheerfully the King wore his cuckold horns, whilst the Bishop of Carlisle nearly fainted with mortification when the King presented him with a play he had written - before his wife's arrest - dramatising Anne's alleged evil.
With the news that the pro-Boleyn pamphleteers were being hunted down by Cromwell’s men and the reassuring sight of the greatest men in the kingdom promising to serve the government’s purpose, Henry Tudor retired once again to his privy apartments, where he dispatched a short letter to Surrey, where Jane Seymour was staying in with the Carew family and her younger sisters, Lady Elizabeth Ughtred and Mistress Dorothy Seymour. He told her that there was some literature circulating in the capital mocking them, but that she was not to be unduly upset by it or worried if anyone brought it up in conversation.
The King’s appearance at Hampton Court on May 9th raises the question of how deeply he was complicit in the judicial murder of his wife. Despite the King's garishly inappropriate nocturnal river parties and the fact that the audience on May 9th clearly shows he was not above using the charisma and terror his person inspired to remind the nobility of what he expected them to do, Jasper Ridley, G.W. Bernard, E.W. Ives, R.M. Warnicke and Alison Weir have all argued – if for very different reasons – that Henry believed Anne was guilty. In her excellent The Lady in the Tower, Weir goes so far as to say that: “In weighing up the evidence for and against her, the historian cannot but conclude that Anne Boleyn was the victim of a dreadful miscarriage of justice: and not only Anne and the men accused with her, but also the King himself, the Boleyn faction and – saddest of all – Elizabeth, who was to bear the scars of it all her life.” The general presumption, particularly by Ives and Weir, is that the mastermind behind the Queen’s downfall was his chief advisor, Thomas Cromwell (not to be confused with his infamous great-great-nephew, Oliver), who manipulated the King into believing his wife’s death was essential.
Now is not the time to go into the enormously complicated theories behind what exactly caused Anne Boleyn’s downfall in the months preceding her death. After years of research and of reading both the primary and secondary sources, to me two facts remain clear: firstly that she was innocent, secondly that it happened quickly. In this, I concur with more or less every major historian and writer working in the field at the moment.
For me personally, however, the missing third of this tragedy is not Thomas Cromwell, but Henry VIII. It was, after all, Henry who signed the death warrants and whilst it may have been Cromwell who organised the interrogations, arrests and trials, it frankly beggars belief that Henry could have been so easily duped into believing in his wife’s guilty. As far as I’m concerned, Henry was neither a participant nor a victim in what happened in 1536 – rather, he was the chief architect and the author of the tragedy. Cromwell certainly organised the details and oversaw the execution of the plot, but under no circumstances could he have dared act so audaciously – and so manically (the entire thing was a swift, brutal mess, without any of Cromwell’s usual slow, brilliant, relentless tactics) – without having been told to do so, in so many words, by Henry and to do so quickly.
For me, the best explanation condensed explanation comes from the historian Derek Wilson in his book A Brief History of Henry VIII: Reformer and Tyrant (2009): -
The details of this notorious travesty of justice – the interrogations, the suborning of witnesses, the dubious interpretation of the statute under which Anne was condemned – have frequently been explored ... If we look for a pointer to the truth, we should consider the means – the extremely cumbersome and illegal means – used to bring Anne down. This was a quite unwarranted extension of the existing treason law. Cromwell and his legal experts asserted that adultery by or with a queen was high treason. It was not. Once Anne’s enemies decided to go down this route, they had to find men they could fit up as the queen’s lecherous partners. So, the net had to be spread wider and confessions forced out of Anne’s supposed paramours. All this was complicated and messy. Simple annulment would have been enough to end the marriage. If it was necessary to blacken Anne’s name it would have been possible to fabricate an attempt by her on the king’s life (something which was initially considered, but then dropped). The only reason Cromwell would devise an unnecessarily complex scheme was that it was what Henry wanted. At the heart of the murder of Anne Boleyn lies sex – sex and jealous and the fear that only sex can provide.... Resentments, fears, jealousies and suspicions now multiplied in Henry’s fevered brain. He saw Anne at the centre of the group of admiring males, singing, laughing, dancing, sharing jokes – perhaps at his expense. And this was the woman who had the gall to lecture him about the attentions he was paying to Mistress Seymour. He also saw the pious queen who set her preachers up to humiliate him, who thought she knew more about Christ’s religion than God’s appointed head of the English church.
Or, in a nutshell – obsessive love turned into obsessive hatred and Anne was as powerless to escape the latter in 1536 as she had been to escape the former ten years earlier. And so Cromwell authored the details of the tragedy, whilst Henry commanded the original subject matter.
Article ends here. I would also add Schofield’s thoughts from his bio of Cromwell to explain why i’m in the Henry Did It camp:
A digression is now necessary because our conspiracy theorists give this sermon quite a different emphasis. They waste few words on Solomon, and home in instead on Haman as if he was Skip’s (or Anne’s) main theme. This, they claim positively, was a direct attack on Cromwell because of his policy regarding the monasteries, and it riled him so intensely that he began putting together his evil designs to murder the queen.10
If, however, Anne had ever borne any ill will towards Cromwell over the small monasteries, she now had far more than that to vex her. Henry’s heart had turned against her and his affection for Jane was an open secret; while Anne, queen though she was, had to watch and endure the shenanigans of the Seymour party and all the rumours of a new marriage. Cromwell was not the one stirring all this up; he was simply waiting to see what Henry would do, and meanwhile carrying on negotiations with Chapuys and dealing with other government business. And where is the evidence for Cromwell’s deadly retaliation? Only in those words clumsily mistranslated and taken out of context from Chapuys’s letter of 6 June seen in the previous chapter. The facts tell a wholly different story, and even Eric Ives is compelled to admit that Cromwell isn’t doing a thing about Anne at this stage.
When Skip quoted the wicked deeds of Haman, he was complaining about councillor s (the plural), not one in particular, and Anne had more dangerous enemies on the council than Cromwell – Norfolk for example, and Jane’s factional supporters. Because none of Henry’s ministers except Cranmer was showing much sympathy for Anne, this could have been a swipe at all of them. It is, however, true that Cromwell had been called Haman before, and he would be labelled Haman again in the Pilgrimage of Grace of 1537; but this was the invective of aggrieved Papalists of the old religion, never of reformers. Our conspiracy theorists have now got themselves into a pickle.
If Anne is an evangelical queen, as they say, why is she likening Cromwell to Haman, when Cromwell has been smuggling Melanchthon’s Apology into England, reforming the monasteries along evangelical lines and encouraging Henry to treat with the Lutherans? Those who seek to set Anne at enmity with Cromwell succeed only in delivering a devastating indictment of her evangelical credentials.11
For the sake of argument, however, let us suppose that Cromwell was, as is alleged, the prime or even the sole target of Anne’s anger. How did he react? He did nothing at all. The taunts of the doomed queen and the excitable Skip, if they really were aimed at him, passed him by like the idle wind. As Ives himself well notes, when Skip was taken to task for his sermon, he was interrogated on all aspects of it except the Esther-Haman point. Skip later re-appears in the records with Anne when she was in prison in the Tower. Again Cromwell does nothing. Obviously no one, least of all Cromwell, was getting excited over this rather worn and silly Haman jibe. Now in the thick of complex negotiations with Chapuys, he had far weightier things on his mind. Besides, likening a minister to Haman was pretty tame stuff when set alongside the comparison of Henry, Defender of the Faith and Head of the Church, to the apostate Solomon.12
Astute, adult men of state are not like petulant six-year-olds, who must get their own back whenever someone calls them names. Nor do they waste valuable time on petty, personal vendettas, especially when there is nothing worth getting worked up about. And should the time ever come for a sharp, surgical strike against an opponent, they make sure that someone else’s fingerprints are on the knife. So even if Cromwell had wanted to be rid of Anne, he needed only to wait patiently for Henry and the Seymours to do the deed for him. Cromwell was never afraid of this queen’s sharp tongue. ‘She can do me no harm’, he assured Chapuys a year ago. It was true then and it was even truer at this stage. Comparisons with Anne’s putsch against Wolsey in 1529–30 are not valid here. In Wolsey’s last years, Anne was Henry’s true love, the woman who would bear him his heir. In April 1536 she was neither. Her place in the king’s heart had been stolen by Jane. It did not matter any more whether Anne wanted Cromwell’s head off. She may have wanted Jane’s head off too, but there was nothing she could do about it. Henry, not Anne, decided whose heads should roll. The crumbling Boleyn faction had become toothless, and it held no terrors for Cromwell.
- John Schofield, The Rise and Fall of Thomas Cromwell: Henry VIII’s Most Faithful Servant, Chapter 9: Around the Throne, the Thunder Rolls. (Italics mine).
Robson Square, Vancouver (No. 2)
The new development was completed between 1979 and 1983, encompassing three city blocks and providing 1,300,000 square feet (120,774 m2) of space. The main component is the glass-covered Law Courts, which houses 35 courtrooms in the southern block. It is 42 metres (138 ft) in height, and the glass roof has a size of 420 by 115 feet (128 by 35 m), is supported by a steel space frame structure, covering approximately 50,000 square feet (4,645 m2) of public space.
The central block contains provincial government offices and, more recently, portions of the University of British Columbia's downtown satellite campus, UBC Robson Square, housed in the lower level. Above, three cascading waterfalls throughout the complex provide natural air conditioning with 850,000 US gallons (3,218 m3; 707,773 imp gal) of water. An outdoor skating rink is located at the lower level that extends below Robson Street and connects to the northern block with the Vancouver Art Gallery, which was renovated as part of the project.
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John Schofield - Hattie... The rogue.
Before and After fiddling...he’s a tricky one.
Robson Square, Vancouver (No. 3)
Typical of Erickson's designs, Robson Square is constructed primarily out of concrete, but softened by its environmental design. In addition to the water features are trees and other flora as well as gradually inclining stairs with an integrated ramp. The open design allows for relatively unobstructed natural light and fresh air, and the waterfalls divert from the noise of downtown traffic. Landscaping on the project was designed by Cornelia Oberlander.
This public square has been highly utilized due to its successful design. As referenced by William H. Whyte, plazas need specific elements to unlock the potential of an area for proper utilization and enjoyment. The Robson Square experience is considered successful, from a designer's point of view, because it follows Whyte's Street Life Project guidelines. The complex was completed in three stages at a cost of $139 million. The provincial government offices were finished first in 1978, the Law Courts the following year, and the renovation of the old provincial court building into the new Vancouver Art Gallery was completed in 1983, a decade after the design was started.
As of November 23, 2009, Robson Square has been reopened following a multimillion-dollar reconstruction project. Its reopening can be directly attributed to the 2010 Olympic Winter Games in Vancouver and Whistler. Robson Square provides the only public outdoor skating rink in Vancouver—and is free to use.
The rink area is used in the milder months for various public events including Ballroom & Salsa dancing, and is also the hub for Vancouver's Street Dance community since the late 90s. As noted above, the skating rink is open in the winter; admission is free and skate rentals are $4.00.
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There’s a shocking lack of sugar in my bowl lately.....
Aidan as John Schofield in Hattie 2011