#john's bum

[inevitably-johnlocked]

Bit of a niche request, but I was wondering if you knew any fics where John has serious appreciation for the Sherbooty? Thank you!!

Hi Nonny!

You know, it’s weird because I KNOW I’ve read a lot of ass-worship fics but never thought until recently to tag them as “bum”, LOL. Especially since I like bums, you’d think I would have had the foresight to tag fics WITH bum earlier. So SADLY, I currently am lacking in a lot of bum-related fics unless they were tagged as such in my bookmarks or in my own tagging process. BAH, I’m so sorry, here’s the best I got, with a bit of both of our boys’ bottoms! Feel free, Lovelies, to add your own SPECIFICALLY bum worship fics, please, because I need more:

BUMS and BUM WORSHIP

John Was Nice Like That by hannah_baker (T, 1,307 w. || Est. Rel., Fluff, Body Worship, John’s Bum) – Sherlock Holmes may not ever sleep, but that hasn’t prevented him from having a kip on the couch with John.

Moonlight by ConsultingPurplePants (E, 2,213 w. || First Time, Scars, Camping, Sherlock’s Bum, Waterfall Sex) – Sherlock is standing near the door, wearing, for what John thinks may be the first time in their acquaintance, jeans and a jumper. John drags his eyes away from the way the jeans cling to Sherlock’s just-muscled-enough legs to notice that Sherlock is wearing his own backpack, and is also carrying a collapsed tent. John’s jaw drops open. Is he about to go camping with Sherlock Holmes!?

Corn Dog Daddy by inevitably_johnlocked (M, 2,719 || Sherlock POV, Fluff and Crack, Corn Dogs, Fairgrounds, Coming In Pants, Euphemisms, Military Kink, Flirting, Sexy John, BAMF John, Smol Sherlock, Pining Sherlock, Humour) – Sherlock and John wind down after a case in a small town at a county fair. Sherlock's imagination goes awry as John's sexiness drives him crazy. Also: John knows how to handle a meat stick. Part 2 of I-J's Tumblr Ficlet Collection

Survival Strategies for the Domesticated British Butthole by Atiki (E, 6,183 w. || Crack, Rimming, Anal Sex, Iced Lolly, Hair Removal, Depilation) – In which there’s a rimming disaster, Sherlock depilates his butt, everything goes very, very wrong and groceries are mistreated. This fic contains hair removal creme in a butthole, ice lollies in a butthole and John Watson’s penis in a butthole. You have been warned.

Guilty Secrets by Ellipsical (E, 55,086 w. || Drumsticks, First Time, Love Confession, Self-Sexual-Discovery) – John has a prostate exam and discovers something surprising about himself. Experimentation follows. Sherlock wants to help. They're in love. You know the drill.

[letthechoirsing-blog]

Do you have any more bum headcanons?? They are very special and important...

Ok, let’s get started!

- Sherlock realises he can’t seem to stop thinking about John’s arse two weeks after he moves in with him, and he spends long nights thinking about the way John’s bum had looked earlier in the day, the way John’s trouser had tightened around it when he had leaned down to examine the body, and how much Sherlock had wanted to just touch

- Sherlock keeps a spreadsheet about John’s arse, a very detailed one. He keeps track of the way it looks depending on what John is wearing. He tries to imagine how soft, how hairy, how tanned it is, how it would feel under his hands, under his lips.

- once, Sherlock finds himself pressed against John, his chest to John’s back, and John’s arse is right there, warm and full against him, and it takes all of Sherlock’s control not to keep John just where he is

-the first time they kiss, John’s hands are traveling all over him, never stoping, but Sherlock’s automatically slide down John’s back to rest on his arse, and nothing ever felt more right

- it takes only a few days for John to realise how much Sherlock loves his arse, and he smiles and kisses him when Sherlock blushes and removes his hands , “don’t, please, I like it”, and Sherlock happily obliged

- soon Sherlock is groping John’s bum everywhere, all the time, making Greg sigh and Mrs. Hudson laugh, but he doesn’t care because John’s smile grows wider every time he feels sherlock’s adventurous hand on his arse and that’s all Sherlock cares about