#john-locked-with-one-direction

[katebihshop]

I auditioned for our fifth grade talent show. I did a dance with a friend and at the end I was to go down in a split, and I did and I split my jeans right down the middle. I was a very embarrassed fifth grade girl:/ but no one else knew or even noticed. So I ran to the nurses station and got some gym shorts from her.....i have never told anyone that story before:) #gosleepovers

oof splits never end well from what i've heard

it's good that no one noticed though! :)

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[queenfury]

Casually debating the pros and cons of entering into a polyamorous marriage with Matt and Elizabeth, post-university. I love my friends.