#john:

[zer0point5ive]

apprentice adam in the jigsaw communal kitchen realizing they’re out of coffee as he stands there soaking wet after having to spend the last however many hours in the rain following some asshole. ohh i hate this shitty life so much i wanna kill mysel- hi john. yeah i was just uh talking. to myself, you know .. anyway i better get back ! these photos aren’t gonna develop themselves haha. lawrence pick up pick up pick up. hey babe, listen if i don’t come home tonight check the bathroom. yeah i just kinda have a feeling

[peg-gazette-blog]

Brother Jacob, there's a rumor going around saying you're a furry and you kin wolves. Is this true?

Jacob

The fuck is a furry? Is that one of those weird internet things?

[thedailybullshit]

I just realized that it was probably a good thing Dutch left John to get arrested in Saint Denis bc he literally would have fucking died in the shipwreck.

[angeltiddies]

succession is just supernatural if supernatural had started when dean and sam were in their 40s and john was a senile old man

[vive-la-revolution]

John: welcome, fellow idiots

Alex: hello, John

John: no, no, not you, you’re not an idiot

Alex: you underestimate me

[hulklingling]

[lonesplashy]

au where everythings the same but when sherlock came back “from the dead” he also brings back a gallon of milk.