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JohnNep stimboard for.. ballsucker67
john and nepeta <>?
John Egbert and Nepeta Leijon from Homestuck are moirails!
John x Nepeta...think about it c:
YASSSSSSSSSSSS ah yes i believe my bud proxy-punch also likes em. but yes i shall take windy boi with kitty girl anyday (especially since nepeta deserves so much.) infact take this free shipping wall art:
AC: :3< i call this, ‘johnepeta’! so now we don’t kneed to use so many N’s. bean (like toe beans) also contempurrating “feather toy” cause it’s a cat toy that can fly! it’s a working purrgress.
EB: uh...yeah, looks cute atleast. (thinking: man, wish i looked more buff tho, maybe she’ll draw it if i ask? ...maybe later.)
EB: all catgirls, are queens!
CG: IF SHE BREATHES
CG: SHES A THOOOOT!!!!
CG: ya fuck...
AC: :33 < are mew boys talking about meow?!
CG: OH MY GOD, NEPETA, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU
AC: :33 < purrity sure it does, why else would mew be talking about catgirls to begin with?
EB: actually, we kinda were
CG: DONT TELL HER THAT!
EB: well we kinda were!
AC: :33 < *inhalation* really!!??! what were mew talking about??!!?
CG: GREAT, YOU JUST FED HER, NOW SHE WONT LEAVE.
EB: we were talking about how weird animal names were, like how a male cat is called a Tom and females are called Molly’s
AC: :33 < but my names nepeta
EB: hah! nice!
EB: anyways, i then told him that girl cats were also called queens!
CG: WHICH MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE, EVEN BY HUMAN STANDARDS
EB: well you got me, by all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
EB: but then i brought up catgirls, and said that they technically were also called queens!
GC: WHICH MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE, BECAUSE NOW YOURE MIXING THE TITLES UP!!
EB: so technically, you’re a queen nepeta! guess you always were!
AC: :33 < ac gasps again! <:O!!!!!
GC: GREAT, AND NOW YOU PUT THOUGHTS INTO HER HEAD. FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT. YOURE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER POSSIBLE MESS OCCURS OVER THIS, EGBERT!
GC: WHICH MEANS IF YOU MAKE ANY UNSANCTIONED DECREES, LIKE FREE CATNIP OR A DECLARATION OF YARNBALL DAY, IM GONNA UNLEASH A GODLY FUCKING FIRESTORM ON YOUR ASS!
*KARKAT ABSCONDS THE FUCK OUT!!!*
EB: holy shit, he can be such a crab at times.
AC: :33 < *ac says not to worry about it, because mr. krabs has always been like that!
EB: i mean yeah, hes got issues, but you would think he’d calm down after a few years of being out of action.
AC: : 33 < actually, *ac has noticed hes not as angry as he used to be, i think hes just stressed from running the kingdom
AC: :33 < karkitty just needs a vacation!
EB: really? sounds like you’re just cutting him slack, but running a kingdom full of trolls like him would make me irritable. maybe he needs extra help.
EB: *le gasp* maybe you could be his queen nepeta!
AC: :33 < ah, uh... tha-
AC: :33 < a-ac thinks that might not be such a great idea. she thinks she might make mr. grumpers more of a grumpers even if she means the best
EB: well i still think you being around would help, cats have been shown to reduce stress regardless. I think youd be a great queen!
AC: :33 < *ac appurriciates the votes of confurdeince in her furom the blue bunny boy, and makes her feel more confident ofurr it!
EB: hey, no problem!
EB: well I gotta go, rose wanted to see me about some psycho analysis stuff
AC: :33 < psycho analysis? furr wat?
EB: uh, just some stuff that happened at my house, nothing to get worried about. anyways, i’ll see you later queen nepeta!
*absconds*
AC: :33 < *ac hopes to see mew soon!!!
AC: :33 < .....hmmm
AC: :33 < hmmm?
AC: :33 < hmmmmm~
AC: :33 < hehe *ac thinks she might have to update her shipping wall~*
BEATMAKERS! let's collaborate by remixing #JOHNEP. DM me if interested. Also, here is the first draft of my album cover. 📸: @thebenrollins show him some love. Also, @roarkbailey will be dropping the instrumentals very soon. Stay posted with him for the release. #beatsandlife #thefuturisticvintage
Thank you for all the love on @84joules latest release. We're gonna keep things rolling. Some new updates coming soon. Stay tuned! #thefuturisticvintage #johnep
Tomorrow morning!!! #johnep