#johnlocked-starkid

[plottwiststudios]

Proxis, I have to say, you seem like an absolute sweetheart. I'm a lesbian Earth lady myself, but you seem like the kind of guy I could have *all* the platonic cuddles with. <3 I don't really have a question though; just wanted to let you know that I think we could be the best of friends if we got a chance ^-^

THANK YOU! <3 It’s an honor~! I’m sure we’d be best friends indeed, my lady! ^_^

[ineffableboyfriends]

So I sneeze like a freaking machine gun most of the time - always have - and when one of our dogs was a puppy, she used to be so alarmed by this. If I was anywhere close to her, and I started sneezing, she would run up and literally try to nip at my sneezes. Sometimes she'd even try for my nose. (somehow it always worked too. always stopped my sneezing because it always made me laugh)

I can’t bekl eiee I m falling down im falling i love dogs I love your dog I love so much. i’m so happy that you have such a cute dog i love your dog so much what a sweet bundle of blessing to this earth 

tumblr sleepover~!

[inevitably-johnlocked]

(Not a Johnlock song, but..) Hi, I'm auditioning for the part of HLV!John Watson and I'll be singing Cracked by Pentatonix. (serious "Mary is a lying liar who lies" song)

[Verse 1]I broke something I’ll never get, I’ll never get backBrought me to my kneesA head like steel and a soul of goldAnd a heart that’s made of glass[Chorus]But mine’s crackedWell, mine’s crackedWell, mine’s crackedNo idea where I’m goingBut there’s no looking backCause I’m cracked[Verse 2]You stole something I’ll never get, I’ll never get backYou left a hole in me, oh lordYour halo’s gone and all I see is hornsAnd a heart that’s still intact[Chorus]But mine’s crackedWell, mine’s crackedWell, mine’s crackedNo idea where I’m going(No idea where I’m going)But there’s no looking backCause I’m cracked[Bridge]Fire, fire rising inside meLiar, liar, treat me so badMy, oh my, you hurt me so gladlyWhy, oh why you do me like thatFire, fire rising inside meLiar, liar, treat me so badMy, oh my, you hurt me so gladlyWhy, oh why you do me like thatFire, fire rising inside meLiar, liar, treat me so badMy, oh my, you hurt me so gladlyWhy, oh why you do me like thatWhoa-oh-oh!OOOooouuwo-oh-uh[Chorus]Mine’s crackedWell, mine’s crackedYes, I’m crackedNo idea where I’m going(No idea where I’m going)But there’s no looking backI’m crackedCause I’m crackedI’m crackedNo idea where I’m going(No idea where I’m going)And there’s no looking backI’m crackedSing it with me now

(Lyrics from Genius.com)

Hi Lovely!

OMG I LOVE PENTATONIX, and this is a fantastic song for HLV!!! Yeah, John vs. Mary for sure! I’ll add it to the playlist anyway, because I don’t have many non-johnlock songs and I want to be able to find it again, hahah! Thank you for this one! It’s a great song :D

[inevitably-johnlocked]

Has anyone suggested Issues by Julia Michaels for the playlist yet? The chorus just screams Johnlock to me; "I got issues, you got 'em too, so give 'em all to me and I'll give mine to you. Bask in the glory of all the problems, 'cuz we've got the kinda love it takes to solve 'em." No matter which perspective you look at it from, it's so true for them. (side note, PTX did a cover of this for their most recent album. that's not important, i just know you like them)

Hi Lovely!!

Yes!! Someone has suggested this song before here!!! It’s a really great song that’s totally them!!! Like every line is them just stroppily pining for each other, I hate it XD HAHAH. Ahhhh.

And I was going to make this post a Pentatonix version of the song, but I can’t find a version of the video that Tumblr will let me embed, so y’all can listen to their version here :D

Thank you for reminding us of this song, Lovely!! <3

[inevitably-johnlocked]

Since I've been going on a bit of a nostalgia run music-wise, I came across a song called "Baby, It's Fact" by Hellogoodbye, and listening to it again I can totally see it as a sort of fourth wall breaking Johnlock song - John and/or Sherlock reassuring each other that their love is real even though people like Mofftiss can never see it. The first verse especially. (figured I'd share since so many others have been sending more angsty songs)

Just in case they’re wonderingThey’ve got us pinned terriblyThey don’t believe our love is real‘Cause they don’t know how real love feelsYou should know, it’s true, just now the part about myLove for you and how my heart’s about toBurst into a thousand pieces so it must be trueAnd they’ll believe us too soonBaby, it’s a fact our love is trueThe way black is black and blue is just blueMy love is true, it’s a matter of factOh, and you love me too, it’s as simple as thatBaby, our love is trueThey may say some awful thingsBut there’s no point in listeningYour words are the only wordsThat I believe in afterwardsYou should know, it’s true, just now the part about myLove for you and how my heart’s about toBurst into a thousand pieces so it must be trueAnd they’ll believe us too soonBaby, it’s a fact our love is trueThe way black is black and blue is just blueMy love is true, it’s a matter of factOh, and you love me too, it’s as simple as thatBaby, our love is true, it’s true, it’s true, it’s trueBaby, it’s a fact our love is trueThe way black is black and blue is just blueMy love is true, it’s a matter of factOh, and you love me too, it’s as simple as thatBaby, it’s a fact our love is trueThe way black is black and blue is just blueMy love is true, it’s a matter of factOh, and you love me too, it’s as simple as thatBaby, it’s a fact our love is trueBaby, it’s a fact our love is trueBaby, it’s a fact our love is trueBaby, it’s a factBaby, it’s a fact our loveOur love is true

(Lyrics from SongMeanings.com)

Hi Lovely!

OH GOD WOWEE. Yes, I can totally see what you mean about the fourth wall breaking, Lovely. This is a beautiful song… I love the lyrics, and I can just picture John and Sherlock just standing defiantly in front of TPTB holding hands and singing the song <3 haha. That you for this one!

[inevitably-johnlocked]

MERETRICIOUS, STEPH!!! (Seriously though, Merry Christmas!)

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR! <3

Hope you have a great day, Lovely! <3

[inevitably-johnlocked]

i mentioned this to marcespot as well, but i feel like i should tell you too. i was looking at the Murderous Mary wikipedia page (for the elephant) and the birth date of 1894 really stuck out to me. so after a bit of digging i found that Oscar Wilde wrote The Importance of Being Earnest during the summer of that same year. idk what that means, really, but since the play was directly mentioned in TFP.... yeah. i've not seen any other mentions of it though. but something's fucky to be sure

(referencing this post here)

INTERESTING. Yeah, either the mod is a REALLY FUCKING DEDICATED AND ORGANIZED TROLL, or this actually is a real thing. I don’t know what to believe anymore!

[inevitably-johnlocked]

Steph, this is definitely cracky, but I had the thought yesterday that the twitter case turned Miss Piggy into a Mary mirror. With her being "i solved the case also make me a femme fatale", kind of seems like someone else we know that was able to solve some codes faster than Sherlock and then also ended up shooting him (also they're both blonde for the most part). Idk what to do with that thought, but yeah. Figured I'd share anyway. (though by this logic, Kermit=John, just sayin')

ASFDAFD I LOVE THIS.