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I must destroy John Durand

Is it a hate crime if I call you a nerd, since you're both gay and Italian?

No, you’re Italian, remember? Greece is just a sub-region of Italy, everyone knows that.

But yes, it would be a hate crime because I hate you and it’d be a crime to sully me by calling me a nerd.

I was just described as "The Wawa King"

*beams with pride

Shoutout to mah boi J-Dog doing the IRONMAN Texas triathalon today.

:3

I'm glad to hear it, and I bet I would, haha.

THE EAST COAST IS ALL ONE BIG BLUR TO ME.

I don't know why I still talk to this kid.

YOU'RE SO INDUSTRIOUS, MIKE.

Quite possibly my most favorite compliment I've ever received.

My life would be so much more boring right now were it not for John Durand

This is me publicly thanking you for existing.

#johnnyrockhard