for canontroductions in a System Way:
i, starscream, was once simply hanging out with my headmate, angel dust. we were going about our business until "wait, who just stepped into front, wh-"
we both pause and then simultaneously call out, very loudly, "KEANU REEVES?!?!?!"
it was johnny silverhand from cyberpunk, but in the moment, we both lost our MINDS.
(also i worded the start of this like a reddit post oops)
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