happy birthday @richavdgansey (part 1)
beecuz u’ll alweyz bee richavd to me @richardpapan
yes savah we kno ur weheartit n pinterest is URS and AWESOME and AESTHETIC TRASH
when ur best buddy tells u to post poetry on tumblr n u write dis for her
(hey savah, dont lie abt the dirty things u think abt football guy)
when u write horrible poetry for sm1 and they reciprocate with even more horrible poetry sMh WYD
when we make plans for our bright and very romantic future
(no i wont if ur smart™ ull fiND ME)
(yEs this is definitely a perfect future, however unimaginable atm)
when ur heart shows affection for ur stupidly intelligent best friend
(im there for u too bruh) (even if ur there more for me) (bet ull need me to get ur wedding done)
#stupidgirlssupportstupidgirls
when u kno u haf found the perfect threat for ur to-be sister in-law local™ gansey
(THE POETRY STRIKES AGEN AHHH)
when u mek the best puns evah n they go unappreciated
#best pun part 2
and an annoying local™ gansey (did i mention she’s annoying logical and smart -_-) ruins ur joy
(yES i there’s definitely smthing like relative puns N I KNO U DISAGREE SAVAH GO AWEYY)
when u seek support and sympathy from ur 60% unfailingly supportive fren (or is it 50%?)
n she does this
when ur having a mental breakdown and all she wants is to hear gossip abt this girl @ skul
(pizza saved u man)
#mental breakdown part 2
and now she’s actually 100% supportive and i love her so much i could die for her (no kidding save urself)
AHEM AHEM GANSEY’S GIVING A SUPPORTIVE AF SPEECH (i cried, u kno)
i dont kno where i’d be without u bruh
and when she cheers me up agen (i honestly still dont kno why u waste all that time on me)
becuz that’s what u do
when ur 100% romantically inexperienced fren gives u advice
(she rly thought it was easy)
definitely not
(if ur not able to see it, she said shut Up like wot a hypocrite huh)
when ur url problem becomes ur new nickname
yes savah lets avoid the potty stuff
(here’s the part where u cry with happiness for having me)
(i love u bruh)
and we start all over agen with LISTEN OMG agen
this is never going to end. not that i want it to. ur going to have juicy news one day, im going to tell u smthing the next day, i’ll be crying the day after and in the end we’ll always tell that we love eachother. one day u’ll tell me u got together with ur dream boi and the day after i’ll tell u i didnt find anyone, so maybe its meant to be with ur bro. maybe later i’ll actually find sm1, and we’ll fight over who’s the better one. maybe we’ll have heartbreaks and sorrows and bad days, but i promise to have them all with u. i’ll annoy u everyday. we’ll meet up smday to have that pillow fight. we’ll crash each other’s weddings and when im old™, i’ll write a book abt the stupid gansey that stayed with me when no one else did. i want this to be forever.
happy birthday bud.
(p.s. i promise this wasnt a wedding speech kay)