#joja-apologist

[crop-bound]

If you fused Anderson and Cherry it would create The Hottest Woman Alive, bet

farmer fusions | @joja-apologist

🐝                           tfw u hate morris but he supports all of ur morbid curiosities and fucked up work research so like??? a little flirting doesn’t hurt

[crop-bound]

A pair of steel-toed boots one size too big shows up on your doorstep. Attached to them is a blue sticky-note. It reads "SAW YOU MINING. I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN THOSE CAVES. IF YOU'RE GONNA BE DOWN THERE YOU SHOULD HAVE A PAIR OF THESE. IF IT'S TOO BIG OR SMALL MEET ME BEHIND THE JOJAMART AT 3 ON THE WEEKEND." It's apparently signed by "MILLER." (joja-apologist) (protect ya toes!! Hello, btw!! :V)

mailbox | @joja-apologist

GLaDOS voice: oh, it’s you

[ask-farmeramelia]

MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmcan I interest you in a Joja membership for the low low price of only 5000g? You won't regret it~ (joja-apologist)

“Hard pass.”

 @joja-apologist

[askavalleyfarmer-blog]

(Question on Discord, Anderson accepted i answer here) "Tough... I mean it's okey with mom. I was a trouble-maker but it was manageable, and she is a strong-willed woman. A bit worse with my father. You know how they can be. "Man up" and such... I was doing much better with his parents, Granpa and especially Granma. Granpa was a big man, quite intimidating for me as a kid, but the smartest and wisest person i ever known. And Granma, the sweetest. She didn't have to "raise me" per say, so she was more focusing on me for who i was, what i trully loved... And then it happened. I made some... big announcement. To my family. Mom was just surprised, but my father. Oooh boy. He was mad denying. That's when i left home, school, everything... and then i joined the Wild Queens. I saw father this week you know... It has been a long time. He seems to finally accept me. But i think it's not going to be all good for a while."