#joke anon

[demonic-radio]

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet

it was clogged

-joke anon

"Oh, did you hear where Joe went after getting lost in a minefield?"

"Everywhere, HAHA!"

[golden-violin]

Why did the birds attack the dog?

He was pure bread.

-Joke anon

“wait huh- oh- Ha! That one’s hilarious! I’ll be stealing that and using it on Charlie-“

[write-with-will]

(ANON HATE! /j)

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NOOOOO WHAT WILL I EVER DOOOOOO 💔💔

[mayors-son]

You dont seem to be holding up too well. How about a joke?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

...Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride!

[Brad let this vision?hallucination? tell their joke; he didn't care if it was real or a hallucination of his feverish and delirious mind]

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[He let out a wheezy laugh which made him flinch in pain]

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[imtheiliad]

Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, but he's never gonna give you Up.

hehehe this is one of the jokes that makes me smile every time i see or hear it

[boldlyvoid]

what do you call a broke santa?

…saint nickel-less

What do you call a Santa who owes you money?

Saint “can I have my nickel-back?”

[mercy-burning]

what's forrest gump's password?

….1forrest1

hehehe i love that joke. it's a classic 🥲

[leossmoonn]

*joke telling anon here coming to crack a jokey joke*

what's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? ....live stream.

HI JOKE ANON <333

HAHA good one good one. tbh i read it and i thought the live stream was part of the riddle 🤦🏻‍♀️. its 7:56 am lmao. anyways, thank you joke anon hehe. honestly your jokes brighten my day <3