May 16, 2025
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet
it was clogged
-joke anon
"Oh, did you hear where Joe went after getting lost in a minefield?"
"Everywhere, HAHA!"
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I found a wooden shoe in my toilet
it was clogged
-joke anon
"Oh, did you hear where Joe went after getting lost in a minefield?"
"Everywhere, HAHA!"
I had a quiet game of tennis today.
There was no racket.
-joke anon
"Ha-HA!"
"Did you hear that they needed to put a fence around the cemetery?"
"People were dying to get in, HAHAHAHAHA!"
Who won the neck decorating contest?
It was a tie.
-joke anon
"And did you hear about the man who got a job being paid to sleep?"
"It was a dream job! Ha-HA!"
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
Because they're extinct.
-joke annon
"And how about the cannibal too lazy to show up to the feast on time?"
"We gave him the cold shoulder, ha-HA!"
Were did the pumpkins have their meeting?
In the gourdroom
"HA-HA! Oh, I haven't heard that one before!"
"You know, I had gotten a call from the hospital when they told me my father was pronounced dead."
"Imagine my surprise to know I'd been pronouncing his name wrong the whole time! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: “My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”
The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”
Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”
Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”
Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”
Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”
Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”
Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…
I asked for a giant pumpkin head”
He kept himself from laughing, just barely. It was a stupid joke, one he's already heard, but it was still just so funny.
why dont cannibals eat clowns?
because they taste funny.
"HAHAHA! Oh, that's a good one!"
"The other day, Rosie served me a tightrope walker-"
"-she said it was a well-balanced meal! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"