#joke thread

[samson-draws]

Let's share bad puns and awful jokes!

I'll start.

Pirate joke 1:

What's a pirate's favourite pastime? Spinning the yarrrrrrn.

Pirate joke 2:

Which city does every pirate want to visit once? Yarrrrrrrmouth.

(There's a picture of my cat in here because when I was choosing the picture, he stretched his paw onto my screen and tapped his own pic. He's boss)

Anyway, let's spread this

[cat-leijon]

If you like chuck norris or ball pythons check this out

http://ball-pythons.net/forums/showthread.php?69385-If-Chuck-Norris-was-a-Ball-Python-breeder/page2

A few quotes from there as a sample-

“ Chuck Norris doesn't incubate eggs; he just stares and scares the babies out of their shells.” - cassandra

“ Chuck norris' snakes dont dare escaping, there too scared to leave the safety of their tub.” - Crazydude

@leftsockofrassilon