Jun 10, 2018
Werewolf trouble?
Need to get rid of a pesky pack of werewolves? A few methods work quite well!
1. A tennis ball. Whole packs have been known to be enchanted by this soft green sphere. Simply send one sailing over their heads, and watch them trip over each other to retrieve it.
2. Dog whistle. Blast this sucker- it won’t hurt your ears, but the fuzzy folk all around you will be scared off by the painfully sharp sound.
3. Re-mark the territory. This will sound gross, but if they’re not directly attacking you, going out and urinating over their scent markers may be enough to send the signal of; “this is my land and I will defend it.”
