#jomarches

[glorianas]

Nile: this dude hasn't texted me in 12 hours since our date. Joe: DUMP HIM. You need a man who would walk through fire for you!!! Joe absolutely disgusted with modern men's dating habits.

joe would read one message some tinder bro sends nile and like throw her phone in the nearest body of water in sheer horror

[sayruq]

The dragon has three heads..Dany vs aegon vs Jon???? This JUST clicked what the fuck

when @une-nuit-pour-se-souvenir said aegon vs dany vs jon, i was wondering what threat could jon's army pose. they fought the lannisters, the ironborn, they will fight the boltons and the others. by the time they can join the war in the south, they'll be exhausted with a much smaller army. then i realised that maybe that was the point, the starks have been the underdogs so far and they'll remain that way but they'll win, it will take a lot of effort but they'll win. they all have their skills, bran's powers, sansa's political skills, jon's militarily skills and then there's arya.

so i know aegon will kill rhaegal (the dornish will provide scorpion bolts), i know euron will take viserion, and i'm pretty sure i know who will kill drogon- it's arya. basically arya is associated with bows and arrows, we see brandon snow (torrhen's brother) making a weirdwood arrow to kill aegon's dragon, the faceless men are looking for a book that tells them how to kill dragons. arya might end up staying in braavos longer than people think. long enough to learn what needs to be learnt, or she'll leave and bran will tell her. she'll be in king's landing, she's the only main character who knows the streets and has the seen the smallfolk going about their day (no riots, no jeering at cersei) so she'll be there while city burns. after she kills drogon. then daenerys dies. (credit to this theory goes to @rougeam

[glorianas]

A random person hits on Joe and he's Soo OFFENDED hello I've been married for a thousand years?? Can you not tell I am devoted to the most beautiful kind man to walk the earth and Nile is just like chill, you're just very good looking and they shot their shot.

joe is def at all moments :it’s a crime probably to not instinctively know nicky is my husband nile:..........

[glorianas]

jomarches replied to your post “booker as he watches joe and nicky make out in front of him on their...”

booker who can no longer get it up bc of how much alcohol is constantly in his system: hmmm do they have to flaunt it??????????

booker who hasn’t had sex in 30 years because he’s too depressed and always drunk:

[glorianas]

jomarches replied to your post: going through goldfinch memes just to feel...

When your fiance doesn’t wear green but you’re trying to give her your mom’s emerald earrings and then your bff from childhood comes back swathed in green lighting

tfw when you run off from your own engagement party with another man to europe

[glorianas]

Crowley leaving out sooo much iconic shit but LEAVING IN the American Pyscho monologue... Theo doesn't deserve that!!! And YET we didn't get shall we stand her tenderly and gaze ??? The blatant homophobia

this bitch really read that 700 page book and was like i get it this repressed gay homophobic bitch loves pippa, straight people are so stupid

[glorianas]

jomarches replied to your post “jomarches replied to your post “i don’t really care if you like...”

Why is it 2020 and we still don't have a PROPER Morgan la Fey ..... Sorry Katie does not count

mists of avalon was great but that came out like 20 years ago

[glorianas]

Lesbian arya stark.... Her power

aray stark @ every man: mad because i get more pussy than you?