Here is another one. Did i write this and do the drawing instead of finishing writing a chapter of my own fic? Sure as hell did!! Still i had fun. I have two more short things written with other characters, but i will put those up tomorrow. Also i figured how to use colored words!!
FORSAKENTUNDRA has started pestering WATCHERSCROWN
FT: Elias
FT: ELiiiiiasss
FT: My beloved seashell, my Siren, my shining lighthouse, my guiding light, my little pufferfish <3
WC: That last one was the most horrible one to date, do not ever use it again Peter i will hit you to death with my weapon.
FT: It made you answer anyways, so I have some news…
WC: What did you do?
FT: I didn't do anything, Simon did!
WC: ………
FT: Its a funny story actually!
WC: I somehow doubt it.
FT: So i made it to your land
FT: And for some reason the path out had to go through the panopticon. Anyways I was just going to leave, no need to stick around with your mummified corpse, when-!
FT: Simon decided to be funny. Apparently he thought that it wasn't enough to drop Captain to be my sprite, no, he thought he wasn't helpful!!! wich mind you was completely untrue, the sweet Captain was a delight to be around.
FT: But i digress! So he, and seriously you will laugh i swear, he sort of- kind of, maaaaybe dumped your body into the sprite?
WC: …
WC: Haha nice joke Peter.
FT: I'm not joking, you want a picture? Hold on a second
FT: Here!! I even used those filters for it!!! Plus a picture of the Captain for comparasition. Doesn't he look grumpy?
WC: What
WC: WHAT?!?!?!
FT: <3 <3 <3 ?
Peter slumps against a wall, he had to kill and disappear so many bloody imps. At first it was alright, but he thinks the game might have broken a little when the fears followed them here. Because those creatures were looking too much like flesh monsters to be part of the game.
He winces and sighs at the feeling of Jonah patting his head softly, the purring was actually relaxing in a way so at least it made him feel more calm.
FT: So yeah, that's a thing, JonahSprite says hi by the way.
“No im not” No he is not, he seems to be personally offended by the existence of Elias for some reason, he tried to explain to him the philosophical implications of being there while the other man existed and how much was he even himself at this rate considering he was also a construct of the game to be a guide to him and not being able to do as he wants and blah, blah, blah.
Peter could not honestly understand what the problem was.
He was Jonah, and Elias was Jonah as well.
What does it matter who has more memories, eyes, or powers? They are still the same man to him, the man he married several times and whom he might be in love to some degree. Its all the same no matter what face he wears, he can never hide how much of a bastard he is.
Its the main reason he loves him and annoys him in equal measures.
In fact… Peter has an idea.
He looks through his nautical skylladex and once he says the name of a wrecked historical ship, it drops the spare cell phone. Picking it up he turns it on and installs pesterchum, adds Elias, Simon and himself as friends and gives it to Jonah who scrunches up his nose at it.
“A gift, keep it” Jonah’s face does something funny and he floats down to nuzzle his face before starting to play with it.
Peter blinks a few times feeling somewhat fuzzy inside. Elias only does that when he gets too drunk with wine and he clings to him while being chatty and lovey.
Captain did that when he was laying on the couch or the bed relaxing.
…
Both were very nice memories.
....
Anyways Peter makes a...
He hopes his god forgives him for this. A group chat.
FORSAKENTUNDRA has added WATCHERSCROWN and BEATINGHEART to a group
FT: So! You can talk and hash it out here, while i go kill more imps have fun my beloved Sirens!
FORSAKENTUNDRA has left the chat
“PETER!” He legs it out of the sprites range, he hopes they can make up now before they have to meet in person, because he is not sure how he is going to stop the sprite from trying to scratch Elias eyes off.
He has the feeling Jonah wants them back where they belong….
Ok, i did not forget tmastuck is still alive, i just had lots of other ideas, but.
Here we go again. 3 conversations.
@nonbinaryeye
SINNAMONROLL started pestering BEATINGHEART
SR: How long Jonah?
BH: As long as it takes to reach the new session, then I can just leave if my presence is so annoying to you.
SR: Not what I mean and you know it. They are both looking for you. There are just so many times I can lie to their faces. So many times Kitty kat has to lie to her humans, she is sad Jonah.
BH: Do not put our child into this.
SR:...
BH:Ughhhh stupid cat brain.
SR: Still its actually bothering them.
BH: Oh and what should I do, let them find me? How do you think that would end? Hm? I basically took away their powers Barnabas, I let the institute- my institute get destroyed. There is no coming back from that.
BH: Then there is the whole other thing about not actually being anything that a copy!! What do I do with that?
SR: Look, I'm a copy too! I'm not the Barnabas Bennet that was, but I have his memories still. So what? I like this new life. This new chance!! You can have that too Jonah.
BH: We could…
SR: Oh Jonah we both know that it wouldn't work, we already tried and it fell apart. Its not me that you want anymore and I'm… more happy with just being friends this time around. It was stupid of us to even try again, i knew it, but i was just… lonely, heh. Neither is what the other wants. Not anymore.
BH: Maybe if we work on it! I could... try to change.
SR: No, no you won't, and honestly ? I don't want you to. Mistakes happen, otherwise we wouldn't keep falling into each other.
BH: Not all of it was a mistake, it couldn't have been!
SR: … Maybe, maybe not before, I will admit that, but you want more than I can give. That's not bad, it just means I'm not the one you should be getting it from. We worked before, but you have more memories of a life without me and you aren't the same person I loved then.
BH: If i'm not that, and i'm not Jonah, then who the hell am i?
SR: Well, that is really up to you I suppose. To figure it out. I… will keep them away still for a little bit more. But Jonah, I can't keep doing this forever. We are barely halfway through on the trip.
BH: So? Have you seen them, i- they are in love. God why would- i dont even know what else to say.
SR: Try, speak with them, figure out something. You are clever. I need to go, I'm supposed to play cards with Martin. Its funny, he reminds me of Jonathan…
BH: Im sorry.
SR: I know, but its not enough.
SR: Talk to you later ok?
BH: Sure.
SINNAMONROLL ceased pestering BEATINGHEART
BH: …
BEATINGHEART started pestering SPOOKYARCHIVE
BH: How are you holding on?
SA: … Not sure. Its weird.
BH: Breakups are always messy affairs.
SA: You would know wouldn't you?
BH: Rude, do you want me to leave Jon? Because I can. I'm fairly sure i'm the only one you are even talking with at this point.
SA: Not true, I speak with Daisy.
BH: Aha, how does that go for you?
SA: … Its ok, she tries to cheer me up and its… nice, but sometimes she insists on me to stop moping and well.
BH: Tiresome?
SA: Yes, so much. The other just don't want me near, and its- i dont even have my powers anymore, i thought- well i assumed that perhaps like this it would be better, but its like someone cut off something from me.
SA: Georgie tries, but if I mention anything regarding my powers she becomes upset. Melanie is… herself, that bridge got burned a long time ago. Basira.
BH: Ah the detective, she is… impassive i have come to understand.
SA: Yes, and it's confusing, because sometimes we can get along but others I just seem like the enemy. I'm starting to realize that perhaps it was always like that.
BH: Mm, how does that make you feel regarding what happened with Martin.
SA: I- god i was so stupid, i thought we could just be better now that i was cut off, that we could be together but it became obvious that we had two different views of things and it was always grating, I could overlook it, but Martin did not. And it- its not a break up just some time to think.
BH: Jon.
SA: Hahahaha, it's actually funny i think, that's exactly what Georgie told me before breaking up with me.
BH: I do not think its funny Jon.
SA: Well what else am I supposed to take from it???
SA: That I'm terrible at keeping things? That the people around me dont care?
BH: Purrhaps, you confuse coworkers with friends, Jon. Have… Do you have a good frame of reference? To know what is normal or not? I'm trying my best to not sound pushy since you established that does not help you. So think of this as your homework of sorts.
BH: Try and think of behaviour that points to them being friends or coworkers. Hell just go with trauma victims if it makes you feel any better, take that. Make a list and tell me the results.
BH: As for Martin, as you said I don't have the track record to help. Asking Elias… well he has Peter. So maybe that is more helpfur to you. But I doubt it. Listen, divorce your feelings on the matter and think objectively.
BH: Imagine…. imagine someone else, literally anyone you know and try to put them in your place. Would you accept them to be treated like that? Do you think its normal?
SA: I… don't, I really don't. God i'm a mess.
BH: You are something of a mess, but the blame is not on you completely. That others see you as an easy target for their own insecurities doesn't make you the one to blame. Now, you did make mistakes from what we talked about, and we addressed that and their consequences on your relationships before, like with Tim. But, clearly there are also things they are not dealing with either and they use you as a scapegoat.
SA: Don't try to put them against me.
BH: Oh Jon, the sad thing is, I don't have to.
SA: I… will try to speak with Martin again later.
BH: Ok. Good luck, do try to do what I asked you, ok?
SA: Yes… yes, sure. Thank you Jonah.
BH: You are welcome.
SA: … Will you speak with them?
BH: I can't. Goodbye.
BEATINGHEART ceased pestering SPOOKYARCHIVE
WEBDESIGNER started pestering BEATINGHEART
WD: ::::)
BH: What do you want Annabelle?
WD: Can a friend not say hello?
BH: Considering we are not friends and you weren't supposed to make it here, I hardly doubt it.
WD: Oh buuu you sad, sad man.
WD: Anyways, I saw those two moving around trying to find you, very sad. Peter was looking grumpy. Elias was very annoyed. Do you want a picture?
BH: Why are you bothering me with this??
WD: … Its… the first time in years that I don't have the web controlling my actions. I always liked to play matchmaker, before my change.
WD: Its refreshing to be able to say what I mean without pain or speaking in riddles. The trip gets boring otherwise. I have been pestering Martin, but he is stubborn. Plus poor sad Jon.
BH: Leave him alone please, he is already messed up enough as it stands and im playing therapist for free. No need to add more trauma.
WD: That you caused him, or the other you caused him. Its perhaps a very interesting thing that he chose the version of you that did not harm him to be his confidant don't you think? There is something there to be said, even psychoanalyzed.
BH: Annabelle the point.
WD: Right pictures.
WD: sent (picture)
BH:... Annabelle, they are just making out??!!? How did you-??
WD: I have secrets. Have some more.
WD: ATTACHED (PICTURES1,2,3,4)
WD:??? Are you ok? Its been 20 minutes??
WD: Did I kill you? They didn't even get to lose more than the shirts calm down, I was sure you got into more freaky stuff in your years.
BH: How??
WD: Do you want me to get more?
BH: No!!
WD: Are you sure? Trip is long… maybe you need something to keep you… mmm interested?
BH: I will leave.
WD: Sure, sure. Offer always stands. Anyways. I will just say, because i'm fully capable of it now. They very much want you in there too. Its very weird, but considering the things i have seen and done for the web its the least concerning thing.
WD: So stop hiding and go get your throupe you coward.
Im back, albeit i posted it in ao3 first. Anyways sprites shenanigans at the beggining of the session.
@nonbinaryeye
Also Elias picked Barnabas chum handle, maybe if i think something better i will change it, but it is what it is.
Jonah is not happy with his existance and doesnt like Elias at this point, as we know later that changes, but for now he dislikes him a lot.
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BEATINGHEART started pestering FORSAKENTUNDRA
BH: Peter!
BH: Peter Peter Peter!
BH: Peeeeeterrrr
FT: What??? You are literally floating behind me??
BH: >:3c are you purrhaps going to get something to eat?
FT: …. Really?
BH: I'm hungry Peter.
FT: You are dead!!
BH: So?
FT: Ok, that's a fair point, nothing in this situation makes enough sense for me to say the contrary.
BH: See? Can you alchemize something fancy? Im craving cake.
FT: I can't make you chocolate cake
BH: What?? Why!!
FT: Cats can't eat chocolate because it is toxic for them.
BEATINGHEART ceased pestering FORSAKENTUNDRA
FT: Did you really disconnect just to go yell to the other room?
BEATINGHEART started pestering SINNAMONROLL
BH: Why
SR: Elias said it was fitting?
BH: … I mean
SR: Jonah please.
BH: What? Purrhaps you don't think it, but you were sort of an asshole at times.
SR: Pot and kettle mister Magnus
SR: Also what's up with that thing.
BH: What thing?
SR: The game of words, you do realize i'm also half cat, but i'm not compelled to do it right?
BH: …
SR: Oh my lord, you are doing it on purpose aren't you?
BH: >:3
SR: To paraphrase you, Why?
BH: I want to see how long i can keep it up and if anyone is going to question it.
SR: ….
BH: Plus it's sort of fun.
SR: … Do you think it's too late for me to start doing it to Elias? All the offense but i sort of want to annoy him. It's not the same as getting him killed, but I take it as a small win.
BH: I would be surprised if you wouldn't want to try. Even offended. Also go ahead, want to see him mad myself.
SR: You are aware it's not normal right? To be that mad at yourself?
BH: Do you want to talk shit about him with me or not?
SR: Jonah…
BH: Sorry, Peter is about to get swarmed by dark infused imps. I can't talk, goodbye.
BEATINGHEART ceased pestering SINNAMONROLL
SR: You really need to let it go, we are constructs of the game sure, but take it as a second chance? Maybe even be better than him if it means anything to you. I'm just glad to be here and not stuck in forsaken anymore. I'm happy that i can make new memories that aren't tainted by the fog, even if the situation at hand is not ideal.
SR: I'm not forgiving either of you, but you are more familiar to me than him by now, so take it as you wish. I will tell you how annoyed he is at the cat puns later.
