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Jonathan Coulton in LA -03-First Of May (by Gle3nn)

Let's celebrate the first of May ;)

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O'Hare is nice this time of year  I check my bags and find my seat and buy a beer and settle in  Such is my life here on the road  Now my seat back is up, tray table stowed and there's nothing to do  I gotta get myself through

So I am shopping in SkyMall  That five-mile-high mall  That always has just what I need  When I get to the gate and remember too late  I should have brought something to read  I'm OK, cause I know that I'm gonna shop SkyMall

I bought a pair of bonsai trees  I bought a big fake rock where I can hide my keys from everyone  And I imagine what all my friends would say  To see this lovable Santa dance and sway to my favorite songs  My favorite holiday songs

And I am shopping in SkyMall  That five-mile-high mall  That always has just what I need  When I get to the gate and remember too late  I should have brought something to read  I'm OK, cause I know that I'm gonna shop SkyMall

In Cleveland, I bought a replica of the sword that was broken  And then somewhere above Detroit some Successories that say "Lead with Vision"  I love you best when I'm away

And while I'm out here I look forward to the day when I come home  Cause there's something special waiting there  It's a whimsical statue of a bear that holds a bottle of wine  But please don't touch it, it's mine

Because I bought it in SkyMall  That five-mile-high mall  That always has just what I need  When I get to the gate and remember too late  I should have brought something to read  It's OK, cause I know that I'm gonna shop SkyMall  Cause I know that I'm gonna shop SkyMall