#jonathanegbert

[davidstrider]

how is life being a tiny nerd.

fuck you im 5′6″ and youre one to talk seeing how youll have to stand on tiptoes to kiss my ass

[jadineharley]

After many hours of hiking around you decide you’re ready to take a break. You set aside a few moments to stretch any possible cramps out of your hamstrings. You sit under a large tree and pull out your lunchtop. You don’t seem to notice the sun setting past the thick foliage in your vicinity.

You scroll through your blog’s feed, finally feeling the fatigue of your journey. You watch a few of these new and trending short videos- Vines?- and unwind. You feel yourself nodding off when It occurs to you that you’ve left your pals hanging on pesterchum.

You are tired and worried about your group, but you think John has been in more contact with everyone. You’ve also missed him a lot! These are both great reasons to chat with him! You plan to pester him first, but he gets the drop on you while you’re fumbling with your glasses.

[ ectoBiologist (EB) began pestering gardenGnostic (GG) at ??:??]

EB: hey jade! EB: i haven’t heard much from you since you went exploring, how are you doing?

GG: hey john!! GG: im feeling  different

GG: how about you?

EB: also….different, i guess. EB: i haven’t been thinking about it much. EB: i’m still getting used to being back home.

GG: all i have done is thought about it GG: there is nothing else to do GG: in all honesty it is driving me a little stir-crazy! GG: im home but it doesnt feel like home…

EB: i feel kind of like that too. EB: looks like we have something in common in that we are totally alone. EB: it really sucks.

GG: john dont start freaking out!! GG: if you start freaking out our group definitely will GG: and that wont lead us anywhere good GG: do we have any leads though?? a start??

EB: don’t worry jade, i am definitely not freaking out. EB: a little lonely maybe, but you can call me the captain america of keeping it cool. EB: i am totally cool here. EB: anyway, what kind of leads do you mean?

GG: leads like GG: ok well maybe not leads GG: do we have mostly everyones location??

EB: apparently everyone is at their homes, except jane and jake, who are lost in the fucking mesosphere, i guess.

GG:.... GG: that is a start

GG: now we need to think of some kind of plan right?? GG: like how were planning on getting everyone together? GG: if we even are getting together????

EB: it would be kind of nice if we did do that. EB: but no one’s transportalizer’s are working, i think. EB: which leaves flying, and good old airfare. EB: the latter is really expensive, so it’s a terrible idea. EB: the first suggestion is also a terrible idea.

GG: so this is where we are stuck :/ GG: i was thinking we could sell some stuff too GG: i think a lot of my old guns and stuff are worth money??

EB: i think we need to get you off your island for that. EB: if anything, we need to get you off that island.

GG: that would be nice GG: but i think maybe you should focus on other things first GG: like… GG: food! GG: i remember earlier you were trying to eat food from 2009!!!

EB: bleh, it didn’t look bad! i was thinking maybe it was kind of a langoliers type of thing. EB: did you ever see that movie? EB: where the airplane passengers go back in time, and the food all tastes terrible, but inside the plane is normal time, so the food tastes ok in there. EB: ok that’s dumb, but it sounds cool.

GG: that sounds confusing GG: you watch some weird movies john

EB: it wasn’t weird! it was a stephen king book! EB: that turned into a b movie that was actually not bad!

GG: thats what you say about like half of the movies you tell me about! GG: not the stephen king thing GG: the not bad thing!!

EB: that’s what i have to say to all you witless heathens dissing my awesome movies.

GG: i am not witless or a heathen john GG: that was kind of a low blow :( GG: wait!! john!!! GG: speaking of awesome movies though!! GG: there are these 6 second films all over this website!! GG: it was some kind of plant?? um... GG: vines!!!!!

EB: vines? EB: what are those?

GG: let me find some

GG: https://vine.co/v/OPgj277axVe GG: https://vine.co/v/OTtI3q9Uzp0

EB: so they’re all just 6 second videos? EB: that is so weird. and yet, i want to know more.

GG: they tell stories in some of them!! GG: or sing songs?

GG: idk but usually its a REALLY good use of six seconds

EB: i never knew 6 seconds could do so much. EB: it seems a little pointless until you look at it. EB: i just wish they were longer than six seconds. EB: that dog was cute. :(

GG: i know right!!! GG: it was :’(

GG: holy crap its nighttime!!! GG: john i gotta go :(

[gardenGnostic (GG) has ceased pestering ectoBiologist (EB) !]

[yeezily]

jonathanegbert replied to your post: jonathanegbert replied to your post: Today I stood...

get me a stepladder, and i will.

You know, I don’t think I will. 

I’d much prefer to tower above you, establishing my superiority through an overt display of the physical advantages which I hold over you. 

Also, i want to see you get on your tiptoes to get something down from a high shelf.

[yeezily]

jonathanegbert replied to your post: Today I stood next to Dave and, for the first...

well, that is awfully reassuring to my own vertical challenges.

Get on my level, nerd.

[davidstrider]

i have a secret. i actually kind of like it when you call me babe. i feel like i am in a 60s themed movie, and you are the kevin bacon looking guy hitting on me in the soda shop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjQtzV9IZ0Q

[tormentedthrenodist]

Or I could just convince John to buy a Wii U.

[kxgebunshin]

jonathanegbert replied to your post Okay, here’s the low-down!       I’m...

[[ i would love to continue our thread if you are :0 ive been super busy lately myself. Hahah

      Okay, no problem, I’m more than happy to keep it if you don’t mind       waiting a little longer! ♥

[davidstrider]

jonathanegbert replied to your post:

naruto is still relevant?

it is if you still want my dick to be relevant to your sex life