adding insult to irony

amen brother

[valtsv]

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[thursday]

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[fullmoonguidance]

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

[johnpronoun-deactivated20220830]

Lou Reed kills Penn & Teller with eye lasers in their unreleased 1995 Sega Genesis videogame: Penn & Teller’s Smoke and Mirrors

[night-the-starfish]

Disable your ad blocker? For him?, gouache on paper.

[orthoscheme]

the paper is warm because the printer just layed it

[fwugradiation]

Visit Original Link

got an idea for a song it’s called moonsetter

[mere-technicality]

i think this toby fox guy might be onto something here

[wifegideonnav]

im sorry but the concept of cum is so deeply unserious to me. you mean your dick got touched and now there’s goo? and this is everyone’s problem?

[charlesoberonn]

Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

[fozby]

what the shit does that mean

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.

[davidstrider]

how about everybody chill out about a 30 year old having a homestuck url. this blog being fifteen years old is killing me enough. youre basically yelling at someone in hospice

[kenstewdivorce]

People on tumblr are like "I'm handing all my mutuals a bowl of soup we are kissing with tongue we are the bestest of besties I am killing and dying for you" but sometimes me and the mutuals are posting completely different shit existing on the same blogging platform but really we're just standing in the alley going "ayup" at each other like fucking king of the hill.

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star-deacti]

headphones too loud is actually really good for you. they proved this.