ℝ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕋𝔽 𝟙𝟜𝟙 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤
Characters: Simon “Ghost” Riley and Jonathan Price
Genre: Fluff, A Little Angst
Warnings: Violence, Cussing, Could be OOC idk
A/N: These men have an absolute grip on me, it is so unreal. I had other works planned but I just played MWII 3x over and now I have to condemn them to my thoughts. If someone had told me 5 months ago that I would now be obsessed with those 4 hunks, I would have laughed in their face. Also, Merry late Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!!
He’s in Tyler, the Creator’s top 10% of listeners according to his Spotify rap (this is me reflecting).
He’s a picky eater and defends beans on toast with his life.
Cornhole is his favorite sport.
I sincerely think he has really bad social skills but in like an anxious way because he’s scared of rejection.
He’s obviously a heavy weight due to his build but when he does manage to become drunk, he’s one of those emotional and affectionate drunks that gives those “yk I love you right” speeches.
He and Johnny accidentally have matching plaid pajama pants.
One time Price let him take a hit off his cigar and ghost had a coughing fit for like 2 minutes straight and right after that, he got up and walked away like nothing ever happened. If anyone brings it up he denies it immediately.
He carries a joke book in his suitcase.
He’s so bad at sharing food to the point that he stabbed Gaz in the hand with a fork once when he tried to sneak some food off of Ghost’s plate.
His favorite color is purple.
I think his love language would be gift-giving and words of affirmation.
He collects sand/dirt from every place he goes to in a little jar in layers.
He cannot drive to save his life, but only Price knows that.
He actually hates running, he prefers lifting more than anything.
He has like insanely good metabolism so he could literally drink a six-pack and some ice cream for a whole week and still be fucking ripped as shit.
He only began smoking just to fit in with his peers then he was suddenly locked in for life and couldn’t live without his cigars.
He once gave Gaz a goose for his birthday and made Gaz take pictures with it.
Laswell and him actually dated until she came out to him as a lesbian.
He was Laswell’s best man when she married her wife.
He makes 141 take Christmas family pictures every year.
He snores like a revving engine “hAAAkk ShHooo”
He can handle spice really well and loved it if Alejandro cooked for him.
His favorite color is blue.
Every time he comes across a cute dog video he would show Gaz or send it in the 141 gc but no one ever responds.
Speaking of that, he believes a lot of stuff that comes from Facebook unironically.
He’s a big fan of The Smiths.
He tends to be more into older women.
Ghost threatens to choke him out a lot because of the affection that Price shows him but they both know that will never happen.
He uses the pouting face emoji in a serious way.
his favorite Disney Princess is Tiana.
SPEAKING OF TIANA, he loves black women with a passion.
I don’t think he would ever settle down to have kids, he likes to keep himself busy a lot so he could marry but never have time for kids. Deep down, he doesn’t think he deserves to have the joy of kids in his life.
He listens to Adele on the helicopter to his next missions.
He dresses up as a ghost for Halloween every year.
