#captain price

[violentdeliiights]

john price masterlist

[masterlist directory]

series:

one-shots:

drabbles:

john is an awful husband but he’s a great ex

[earthenwhore]

TBI Simon and the sweet nurse he’s convinced himself is actually his wife. Doesn’t help that your attending, Price, is encouraging you to play into it to increase your patient satisfaction scores because they’re low (they’re not). He just likes watching you scurry about and toe that line between professional and mildly uncomfortable when Simon lays a thick hand over yours on the bed.

Even his friends play into it. A boisterous Scot that claps him on the shoulder like he’s not in a hospital bed and a sweet talking guy with kind eyes but a grin that’s slightly too sharp to put you at ease.

Only now begs the question- what happens when he’s discharged?

[priceasker]

dad..i phrew up on the floor☹️, can you clean it i dont wanna🥺

uhm yes I will (dosent want to either but has to😭) drink some water it'll make you feel better :]

[priceasker]

I'm so tired captain 😭

Can I steal a hoodie from the base merch store to sleep in? 🥺

-🐈‍⬛

sure sweet cheeks it gets cold here sometimes... :]

[priceasker]

Captain I got you a prezzie

*hands him a multipack of the cigars he loves that you can only buy in one shop that’s like 4 hours away and runs back to he room*

(P.s. the box is empty and simply had bits of blank paper rolled into tubes in it)

ima literally kill you..

[priceasker]

*a mysterious button appears with the instructions: "push for a kitten"*

(does literally nothing with it but soap clicked it way to many time) soap..please omfg.. how to..return them??

[sovikofferman]

Nikolai could never stay with a twink or a gym bro because his body craves the same physical comfort he hands out. Seasonless muscle would turn dull for him too quickly; sure, Mr. White from the club was well-built, but where's the texture? Where's the insulation and the warmth he excpects for a hug?

It just wouldn't work, because they could never thrive in the various secluded cabins Nik wants to share. An underfed man could not last days in the Arctic Circle with him.

He thinks that's why he and the Captain click. The man's so much fuller than he looks; Always on a tough schedule, of course, but he eats decently well. Nik had noticed the Lieutenant and Kyle routinely topped his desk with takeout, sometimes a nice homemade dish. That was probably his primary source of fuel.

It hurt to be "friends with benefits". Nikolai wants to worship the man, squeeze his juices out, treat him to all the foods he learned to make after traveling the world. And he wants those grounding pats in the morning, in his own kitchen where the job doesn't force up the need for it.

He craves John's body for more than just occasional sex. But the Captain just isn't ready for that, and that's okay. Nik has time.

[priceasker]

Dad, I forgot to take the chicken out the freezer.

omfg...I guess we all gona starve..