#jongdaejolteon

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happy belated eclipse and also exo's 12 year anniversary

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happy valentine’s day

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hurdle

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no one survives the memes

@nobody-whatsoever

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are you suggesting our yeollie likes someone more than us - his BEST bro’s???

huh? you mean, he’s found someone to replace us...? ówò

what?? no way! i love all my bro’s equally! ;;

oh, that’s a relief! óωò

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chen accidentally used nuzzle

it’s super effective

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we’re the first ones baek comes to when he wants to whine about his feelings for yixing, hehe!

i dunno if baek would want us telling anyone, though...

aw, you worry too much. what he doesn’t know won’t kill him! did you know baek even spoiled his own confession plan? hehe, he ordered a big fancy bouquet to bring to his date with yixing, but yixing was the one who answered the door and baek just blurted out everything! you should’ve seen his face!

baek was pretty embarrassed afterwards, but at least they’re together now!

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and we’ve already got kids: the members! that’s why we’re sometimes referred to as the group’s parents, hehe.

i think it would be nice to get married eventually, though. what do you think, jongdae?

is that a proposal? you should at least make it a romantic one, hyung! *whine whine*

anyways, i’m sure kyungsoo and jongin have thought about getting married too, but they never seemed too concerned with how their relationship is labelled. i’m positive they’d consider becoming parents in the future though, since jongin is really good with kids! not sure about baekhyun and yixing, since they only recently started dating.