#jongler buzzcut

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hello #miketumblr

i return with human jongler, pluey, and airwaves

i know my pluey interpretation will probably be less reasonable than my jongler one (because jongler buzzcut is real) but i like it so. yeah. sorry battatt i like you with the ponytail, i think its silly and i have no other qualms about you

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im putting airwave under the cut cause hes so scary. youve been warned

oh my god hes got the rumi braid

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hello miketumblr let me in

its both polymikes & polywaves!!

all their designs and... gasp. my headcannons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on how they feel about each other lol

★ jongler and airwaves

(they/them & he/him)

Jongler is a bit freaked out by Airwaves but theyre a little too nonchalant to do anything but kinda tiredly look at him and be like. Okay. They try to keep his battat and pluey away from airwaves but honestly its more of like bad vibes than anything thats wrong and its kinda a bad prioritization cause pluey and main performance will typically like inflict extreme amounts of cartoon violence on his battat and pluey to the point battat gets really upset. Polymikes are especially weirded out by how Airwaves has the most long and luscious hair just cause of how used they are to the buzz and how depressed it makes Jongler.

★ battat and pluey

(he/they but he would probably do she/it also if he took the time to self reflect instead of doing... all that & she/he/it)

Battat is scared of all of the polywaves and tries to avoid them. Unfortunately, they all really love torturing him in specific and will often take it too far. Pluey is the #1 Plotter of torturing Battat. Also Pluey has really shitty hair actually like fails to take care of it for no particular reason cause both Main Performance and Airwaves have the most glorious hair tbh. Battat doesnt have particularly nice hair but its not bad either its just like normal person hair. Also Pluey lowk looks like some crazy ass homoculous moles instead of freckles ah freak and its just like staring at an uncanny valley you but like they put in some crazy radioactive blasts

★ pluey and main performance

(she/he/it/they/kitty/meow/whatever they want forever x2)

Pluey and Main Performance are actually such good friends like its not even funny cause they are both therians or smthing like spiritually they are cats and yeah. They like to trade around clothes for fun but Main Performance is So Much Taller than Pluey & Pluey definitely has more sensory issues and typically wears headphones and his same textures forever and ever though..... so he can only do like under an hour before he starts feeling murder and die. The clothes are way too small on Main Performance. Main performance typically doesn't have sleeves and Pluey would mostly not really like that. Pluey likes playing with Main Performance's hair. They like doing kitty things and doing pranks, but Pluey draws the line at serious violence and will often get irritated at MaIn Performance with getting too cartoonishly violent with her Battat & Jongler. Like puffs up and nips air because Main Performance is lowk so much worse than Pluey in the sense of violence levels and gets angry & bity cause they really likes her loves.

★★★ important to note, all of the polywaves kill each other and then make up regularly like in the middle of their hands being in their guts, cannibal as a gay allegory levels of making out.

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happy last jongler juesday of the year

here is jongler in Minecraft wip

self exploration arc when. cowthing zapper. pluey will just be in mike pluey outfit because ofc but what battat will be is the question.... beloved loaded dice will you be green?

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what happens when i steal the razor that buzzcuts jongler

jongler gets kinda depressed when their hair is overgrown, they'd rather be mostly neat looking but don't like the effort long hair takes.

battat would help braid it back because it makes jongler overwhelmed especially in the mic costume and as much as he says that jongler looks great with long hair, he'd rather they be happy with their buzz.

pluey would be kitty licking them all the time and would like running her paws in their hair but knows jongler gets depressed and would probably start chewing off their hair to "help".

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hi buzzcut nation.

anyone see jongler pronoun update... thoughts feelings? im out of the miketwt loop as my in has given up doom scrolling.

GAH. also hi happy chapter 5

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more jongler for jongler juesday.

whats they lookin at, boss?

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jongler plunger on buzzcut

NOOOOO youre just mad your fake "braided hair" jongler keeps getting annoyed their hair is getting tangled so much and is gross and overwhelms their sensory stuff

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slapping their buzzed head lovingly

dont slap jongler thats mean

pluey might enjoy a game of who can bat(tat) jonglers head the most before they stop yall though