#jongling it

[thefermatx1]

Jongling it... Mikeing out even...

AND MORE DELTARUNE OCS CONTENT

Bips looks so stupid omg pls kill her

[enaspointedtail]

Jongler

[lesbian-mikes]

mmMIKEEE

REBUILD MY HOUSE!!!! REBUILD THE KIDS ROOM!!!!!!!!

ITS HATCHING!!!!!!!

@king-of-roly-poly

...is this even the right mike...? oh you know all that weird mutliverse stuff... you know once I met a alternate mike gang that was actually 3 random guys dressed as mike! hah! isn't that crazy... what were we talking about agai OH RIGHT THE EGG

Jongler: We's kinda busy, boss.

(Cat Mike points to Battat, who is asleep)

Cat Mike: 🦠.

(Seems he can only use emojis if they're green)

Jongler: Mike's sayin' dis Pippins is ill.

(Battat wakes up)

Battat: Wh... why are you two green?

Jongler: We'll explain later.

(Battat sees Tenna)

Battat: M-Mister Tenna! *cough* W-what do you need?

Jongler: No. You's going to rest. Pluey and I can handle dis.

(Cat Mike waves to Battat and Jongler before joining Tenna)

[lesbian-mikes]

(A shadowy catlike figure with pink and yellow eyes slinks around in the background. It waves at you. It seems FRIENDly. The song Volume Adjustment plays faintly)

(Jongler points at you)

Dey ain't leavin', Batty.

(Battat groans in frustration)

Seriously?! I'm busy!

🎶🎶🎶

What do you mean, "just roll with it?!"

He's sayin' it might be fun.

(Battat slams his hands down in shock)

FUN?!

(Pluey frowns with concern)

🎲...

Okay, okay.

(Battat sighs)

Jonny, you wanna do the introductions?

(Jongler nods, then gives you a friendly wave)

Howdy! Da name's Mike!

Mike doesn't talk like that!

*snicker* ≽^-⩊-^≼

Okay, off to a great start...

Here's da rules:

No bigotry. We don't take too kindly to bigots around here.

Bat goes by he/him. Plu goes by he/she/mew. I goes by dey/dem. Mod goes by it/void. (💛🩷🐈‍⬛?) A friend? (*nod*) Aight den. Pluey's friend goes by it/its.

Nothin' too weird, okay? Mod doesn't like to talk about da horizontal mambo. (Jongler, I don't think you can say that.) (*chuckle*)

Hate da characters, not da mod.

Specify which Mike you's addressin'. If ya just say Mike, it gets confusin'.

Magic is allowed.

Da mod's main blog is iggy-spades

[lesbian-mikes]

*reverts your colors back to normal*

Awww, and I was just gettin' used to dis color scheme...

?!?!

Huh. That was weird.

[lesbian-mikes]

Awww, Pluey's sick, too? Hopefully Jongler stays safe!

(Jongler tries to laugh, causing them to cough)

About dat...

(Battat and Pluey softly apologize)

Don't apologize. Dat's da risk I chose to take when takin' care of ya.

(They hug the other two Mikes)

[lesbian-mikes]

(Pluey, on the verge of overheating, takes off his fursuit. Mew sighs a warbly note and wipes some sweat from her brow)

Jongler: Y'okay, Plu?

Pluey: ✅

(As much as she loves his Mike costume, it gets pretty stuffy in there. Kind of like how hiss nose feels for some reason)

Battat: *sniffle*... How did your Mike duties go?

Pluey: ദ്ദി•⩊•^≼

(He sneezes a soft cymbal crash, sounding almost catlike, and shivers slightly)

Jongler: D'awww.

(Battat giggles, causing him to cough)

Pluey: ദ്ദി^•_•`^≼ ?

Jongler: He's been coughin' up a storm. I gave 'im some medicine, so it ain't as bad as before.

(Pluey begins to "speak", but is abruptly cut off by a series of discordant, broken notes that sound like someone playing a badly damaged saxophone very poorly)

Jongler: ...you good?

(Pluey coughs another, shorter series of off-key honks)

Pluey: ദ്ദി╥﹏╥)

[lesbian-mikes]

(IMAGE_FRIEND hums, and the song Green Room faintly plays)

Jongler: Da mod got its hair dyed neon green so now we's got a green color scheme until da color fades from voids hair. It drew dese pictures to show how we look.