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"Don't be a ghost around me." -Brett Demott

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Episode 3 - Dalai Lama Joke Structure

‎DePodcast with Brett DeMott: 003 - Dalai Lama Joke Structure on Apple Podcasts

‎Show DePodcast with Brett DeMott, Ep 003 - Dalai Lama Joke Structure - Apr 12, 2023

Brett, self-proclaimed tall boi/thicc boi, talks about going from a Jeep Wrangler...

...to a Hyundai Sonata...

...so he can save $$$ and get better gas mileage.

Then, the guys discuss the Dalia Lama's tongue sucking weirdness:

Dalai Lama apologises after video circulates of him asking young boy to 'suck my tongue'

The Dalai Lama apologises to a young boy and his family after a video of the Tibetan spiritual leader kissing a child and asking him to "suc

(from @ARockToKick on Twitter)

and Buddy breaks down why it is a good joke:

Brett suggests everyone look up a WWE storyline called The Bloodline.

Then, Brett compares Taylor Swift's breakups to the Zapruder film:

Taylor Swift Reportedly Broke Up With Joe Alwyn, And Fans Think She Hid An Easter Egg About It On Her Jeans

Three words: crystal butterfly cutout.

(from @jenny_cav on Twitter)

Next, they talk about a Youtuber who fucked around and found out:

Virginia YouTuber shot during prank video

Tanner Cook, who records pranks for his YouTube channel, Classified Goons, was hospitalized.

(from @PodcastsbyJeff on Twitter)

They talk about a prank video they actually like in particular:

Dana Carvey prayed about 9/11 while in his turtle suit:

Yes, Dana Carvey prayed about 9/11 while in his Master Of Disguise turtle suit

"I’m dressed as the Turtle Man, and I’m holding hands, and I’m lowering my head and praying, and I just thought at the moment: 'This is very

(from @cruel_lemon on Twitter)

Buddy reveals that he is pro-AI and pro-"messin' with human genetics" after they talk about this story:

GPT-4 tried to escape into the internet today and it ‘almost worked’

Stanford student ‘close call’ in letting the latest AI chatbot out of the box

(from @PatersonMusic on Twitter)

German teacher invents the darkest origin story for the Smurfs:

You’ll never see the smurfs the same…👹 #ghost #ghosts #ghoststories #paranormal #paranormaltiktok #paranormalactivity #haunted #hauntedtiktok #ghosttok #folklore #podcast #podcastclips #paranormalpodcast #fyp #foryou #foryoupage #savannahga #savannahgeorgia

You’ll never see the smurfs the same…👹 #ghost #ghosts #ghoststories #paranormal #paranormaltiktok #paranormalactivity #haunted #hauntedtiktok #ghosttok #folklore #podcast #podcastclips #paranormalpodcast #fyp #foryou #foryoupage #savannahga #savannahgeorgia

(from @MelissaMills on Twitter)

Buddy tells a story about the closest ghost encounter he's ever had then and the guys ask for listeners to submit children's stories called The Closest Ghost that are written by ChatGPT.

Here is mine:

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If you're out there sayin' you're not curious what human meat tastes like, you're a liar.

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This is the best first episode of a podcast that anyone has ever recorded ever in all of podcast history.

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