#jonpeterelias

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Murder Husbands JonPeterElias

Like, a Jon who knows about what's going on, understands, and doesn't really care or even celebrates it. Jonah, who just loves his husbands loves being alive and loves his job. And Peter, who is both very happy and very confused as to how the hell his life turned out this way. All of them get to be happy, and they all stay fed, and their gods are pleased. Domestic JonPeterElias, my beloved. They deserve to be happy, and they deserve to be evil. Jon deserves a villain arc, and I wanna give it to him. Jon deserves to get coddled by the bastard men.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Peter Lukas/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Elias Bouchard/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Elias Bouchard/Peter Lukas Characters: Peter Lukas, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus (mentioned) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Merpeople, Jon's a siren for Reasons, Sexual Coercion, misuse of avatar powers, Non-Human Genitalia, gendered sexualizing language, Knotting, but like reverse knotting, Body Horror, Penetrative Sex Series: Part 2 of The Harbor is Yours Summary:

Peter plays with Elias' pet.

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Oh yeah, I started writing a fanfic. I keep forgetting to post about it, so I am doing so now. It is J/mart being used for an endgame of PeterJonElias, and it has an ooc and terrible Web!Martin. I have tried my best to put content warnings before each chapter, so I hope it is enjoyable.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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AuDHD Jon and peterjonelias, because I enjoy them. :)

I imagine that Jon is AuDHD, and they can't tell the difference between being overstimulated and understimulated, and it bugs the shit outta him. I can just imagine him getting frustrated because stimming at work is not professional, but they are struggling with getting anything done because they can't think. Being properly stimulated helps with thinking, but they can't tell if they need more or less stimulation. This is an issue because if they are understimulated, they could just go get some caffeine. However, if they are overstimulated and have caffeine, they are just going to have a shutdown and crash afterward, which is even more improfessional.

Peter and Elias' reactions:

Peter doesn't really know how to handle it. He'll try giving Jon his heavy ass overcoat, and occasionally, he agrees to hold Jon while they play a game on their phone and lean on him. He does his best to help, but he doesn't understand much about how other people work. I could also see him grabbing water or something; not a comforting drink by any standards, but it does help sometimes.

Elias would be a complete little shit about it, but eventually would do his best to actually help Jon. In the beginning, he is telling Jon about how improfessional his behavior is and trying to get them to fix it. Eventually, he figures it out and starts carrying around smaller things that he's learned help Jon when they get into these states. Elias doesn't quite realize in the beginning that this behavior can't be 'fixed' in a healthy way, but once he does, he quits harassing Jon and just tries to help.

Now I am thinking of what a dumpster fire it would be to have Peter and Elias trying to handle a shutdown before a relationship, and for the first time.

Jon curls up under their desk because everything is too much, and they want to cry. Peter keeps trying to get them to get out from under the desk, and sit down on something softer, while Elias is freaking out and trying(failing) to get The Eye to tell him what to do. Jon ends up crashing, and Peter physically moves them to the couch in Elias' office. Elias still has no idea what to do, but he follows Peter anyway.

When Jon wakes up, the three of them have to have a conversation about what happened. Jon is uncomfortable and exhausted by the end of it. Peter is slightly uncomfortable, but mostly just thinking. Elias does not understand human limitations anymore. He is deeply uncomfortable. Jon ends up going back to sleep while the other two talk.

Jon ends up following them home without really realizing what they are doing, and neither of the other two correct what he's doing, so he is just going along with what is going on. They just want to go back to sleep, and this is easier than taking the tube.

Jon ends up stealing their spare room after that. It has a very soft carpet.

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Trans/Omega Jon, Pregnancy, baby names

Jon's Uni Band was The Mechs(mostly just taking some names, no huge references)

Mentions JonElias and JonPeter.

I want Jon to get pregnant from Peter or Elias. I want Jon to get knocked up because I think it would be fun to play around with. I also want this to be a "Jon is willingly The Archivist and enjoys it" deal because Jon deserves to enjoy his inhumanity.

I also think that Jon deserves the Mechs as friends.

Imagine: Jon gets tipsy at an event or something and ends up being chatty with the people around him.

This results in Jon accidentally saying that he finds Peter/Elias handsome, to their face, and as if it is a well-known fact. (It is a well-known piece of Institute Trivia that Jon had a crush on Elias back when he worked in Research)

I wanna see Peter and/or Elias trying for ages to properly court Jon before realizing how oblivious the man was. They quickly corrected the situation, of course.

After a bit, Jon gets pregnant with twins. A boy and a girl. He snips at Jonah and/or Peter until he gets naming rights. However, how long that would take is up to you.

Jon ends up naming the girl: Sasha Anastasia Sims, and the boy gets named: Timothy Marius Sims. Named after old friends.

Jon eventually has two more kids: Rose Alexandria, named by Jonah, and Antonio Raphael, named by Jon. Peter wouldn't want "The Attachment Associated With Naming A Child." So Jon gets to name 3/4 of the children. Maybe 4/4 because Jon could easily name a child Rose Alexandria.

Jon just deserves to give kids all the care, love, security, and safety that he never felt as a child.

I think Jonah would love taking care of a happily pregnant Jon. Honestly. And he would adore anything Jon creates.

Peter would help in non-visual ways. You only actually notice it if you are paying attention to him, or his coat, which now has a small child in it 60% of the time.

That is all for now. Thank you for listening to my stoned rambles, and I hope that this makes at least a little bit of sense.

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I wanna talk about my headcanons for PeterJonElias because it's fun, and I have been posting a lot for the tag, so I am allowed. This can be read as projection, or it can be read as just headcanons.

Jon: short, thin, British-Indian, and either non-binary or somewhere around there, with long greying brown hair. They/he/it Jon who is confident in their inhumanity. I also believe in monster Jon. He gave up on preserving his humanity, and it was gifted a giant spinx-type form that is fluffy and has black and green coloring. Brown eyes that kinda go green in the light. They are huge on physical touch and just generally spending time with their partners. It doesn't have to talk to them. He just wants to know they are there. I also headcanon autistic Jon because I am autistic, and I say so. Jon can go between the full Archive Monster form and the human form. However, they prefer one or the other. Jon, of course, is 29-30. Old Lady Hobbies.

Elias/Jonah: I am partial to Jonah being a long-haired trans redhead. She was a pretty little bastard who had men wrapped around his finger, and she knew it. Elias, however, has slightly more muscle, taller but not much, brown hair, and some graying in it. He's a rich twunk. Also, he/she Jonah, I've seen someone making content for transfem Jonah lately, and I love it. Jonah is some flavour of trans, and idc which. Elias has tanned skin, and Jonah was pale as hell. She is a cuddle person. He is a little possessive but would 100% give up on a relationship out of pure curiosity. She likes watching her partners and just knowing the things they enjoy and the little details that make them who they are. Jonah just has his many eyes, and he's happy with that. Elias is 48, Jonah is 245.

Peter: Blue eyes, pale skin, longer white hair. He is around 45 but looks closer to the late 30s range. He's fat, and he's taller, and he takes advantage of it. There's a document one of his husbands wants? Too bad, it's on the fridge now. He just likes having something to miss because he feels like it makes him closer to his God. He didn't pick his partners. He was half roped into dating James, and then James became Elias, and Elias brought in Jon. He doesn't know how this happened, but he's fine with it. He will also occasionally, and without warning, give them random gifts. It will just be there, no context, and no explanation. I also like Peter being autistic.

Peter kinda just drags the other two into his lap for quiet cuddles. Jon plays a stupid game on his phone, might occasionally get him to look at something, or just leaves him 'alone' completely. They both have artsy projects they enjoy as well. Jon can quietly sit crocheting something while Peter sits and makes a Ship In A Bottle or something. They can just sit and enjoy each other's company while staying silent. Elias will hang out with them but needs to either lay on someone or be active in a conversation with someone. No one is allowed to forget that she is there. He always wants one person's eye on him. Elias might put on an inaccurate documentary just so that she can yell at the TV about it and to make sure they know he is there. Elias likes being seen.

This is all for now, but I love the three of them, and they deserve to be awful and love each other over it.

Let me know if anything is written weird or doesn't make sense, and I will try to clarify it. :)

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Pet Play, JonElias, JonPeter.

I need more pet play fics with Jon. He deserves to be happy and not have to think for a while. Jon deserves to just sit somewhere in a pleasant headspace for a while.

I do think this dynamic suits relationships with a struggle on Jon's side. I personally take a huge preference to JonPeter because they are underutilized, but we also love JonElias. I love fics where Peter or Elias is a calming force to Jon, even if Jon hates it.

Jon needs to chill out a bit, and I think Peter should scruff him like a cat, so he chills out a bit. Peter should have a lap cat in Jon. Jon should be cared for by an authority figure.

That authority figure should be Peter, Elias, or both of them. Especially when Lonelyeyes still have their serial divorcees dynamic. Jon isn't the glue holding them together, though. He's just here for fun, and to not need to think for a bit.

This is mostly mindless rambling, but so are most of my posts, so I don't care much.