May 30, 2024
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Tendo: This year, I lost my dear partner Jonathan.
Jonathan: [in the distance] Quit telling everyone I’m dead!
Tendo: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.
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Who was the one to propose:Teno.
Who stressed more over wedding planning:Tendo turned into an absolutely bridezilla, no question.
Who decorated the house:Tendo absolutely did. He'd never leave decorating to anyone else. Besides, Jonathan would buy things just to piss him off.
Who does the cooking:Unless Jonathan wants the house to burn down, Tendo does not cook. Jonathan makes the pancakes.
Who is more organized:Jonathan.
Who initiates bedroom fun:Usually Tendo.
Who suggested kids first:Probably Jonathan. Tendo probably brought Avery into the mix, but only after spending a long time convincing Tendo to do so.
Who’s more dominant:It's probably Jonathan, but I'd give it a toss up on some things.
Who’s the cuddler: Why not both?
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.Tendo is the little spoon.
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:Cuddles. Teasing one another.
Who comes home drunk at 3am:Oh, Christ. This doesn't happen. It was just that one time! Tendo promises!
Who kills the spiders:THERE WILL BE NO KILLING OF THE SPIDERS-- JONATHAN NO SERIOUSLY JUST TAKE IT OUTSIDE OH MY GOD. NO DON'T---[SCREECHES] GET IT AWAY FROM ME YOU DICK.
Who falls asleep first: Jonathan. Tendo watches him to make sure he's not going to disappear.
A head canon: Tendo frequently will leave stupid little notes around the house to cheer Jonathan up when he's away at work. He also makes a bi-monthly mixtape for Jonathan filled with the songs that he'd found those months or things are relevant to their relationship
Their relationship summed up in a gif:
Do they have any “rituals”?Sunday breakfast. Cuddling when Tendo gets home from work, just enjoying one another and being close.
Who is louder?Toss up. Sometimes Tendo, sometimes Jonathan.
Who is more experimental?Tendo.
Who takes more risks?Tendo.
Do they fuck or make love?Why not BOTH.
Lights on or off?Tendo would prefer them off, but I think (and it's probably more even now) but in the beginning it was off.
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?Tendo, hands down. [snerk]
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?Tendo, naturally.
Who comes first?Jonathan, whether he likes it or not.
Who is better at oral and who prefers it?Probably Tendo? Mostly because he enjoys giving head so much, mostly to hear the noises he can draw from Jonathan's mouth.
Who is more submissive?Probably Tendo, but I feel like they both walk the line here.
Who is more sensitive?Probably Jonathan, but it's close. Tendo uses it to his advantage far too often.
Who has the most patience?Jonathan.
Which kinks do they share?Do you two bitches even share any kinks? Maybe Tendo likes to be watched and Jonathan likes to watch him.
it is entirely possible that, despite tendo not actually speaking much cantonese, Jonathan learned how to say and write hello, goodbye, and I love you. and by entirely possible I mean he did do it.
Oh my god, Jonathan.
[exasperated sigh]
You didn’t have to do that, you silly thing.
Don’t expect me to start learning Gaelic now.
hc for jontendo: i bet at least a few times they've been so freaking loud during sex that when Jonathan leaves the house in the morning to go do the shopping, people who don't even live near them smirk as they greet him by name. idk it made me laugh :P
headcanon wholeheartedly accepted. it's so fucking true.
stupid jontendo under the cut
you just know that for the first few times that Jonathan asks about any of Tendo's scars, he makes up stories every time.
"I got into a fight with a polar bear while working at the Anchorage Shatterdome--great white thing comes lumbering up, well, it was goin' straight for little Mako Mori and I couldn't let it hurt her! I threw myself in front of her and one of it's claws went straight through my shoulder!"
"What? This? I contracted a rare flesh eating disease in 2001 that left me with these little circular scars. Luckily for me, I survived."
"Running with scissors."
"Professional cup stacking tournament. I won."
"Bet Aleksis I could take a man down with a knife. As it turns out, I could. It was me."
"Jousting."
"Kaiju blue."
"Punched a Jaeger."
"Got into a fight with a rosebush."
until Jonathan got infuriated enough by all the ridiculous reasons, at least.
and then they'd get really serious, probably really quick.