#jorsh

[theghostavocadoe]

Jorsh

[grau-fucks]

roommate: you know what you need? crocs.

me: if you buy me a pair of crocs we're done being friends

roommate: no dude, ill just buy you a pair that are [starts softly laughing] camo...

me: no

roommate: so that way [laughs harder] people will be like

roommate: [starts breaking] "woah, how's that guy walking around with out feet"

[cyclopsbully]

jorsh

[grau-fucks]

roommate: im gonna look up "frogs naruto" and if theres not a wikipedia page IM writing it

roommate: im a frog boy !

roommate: its all about the frogs

roommate: wake up FROGS

roommate: shower FROGS

roommate: go to bed FROGS

roommate: its frog time, babey

[grau-fucks]

my roommate, while luther broods to soft piano music: oh BOO HOO monkey man

[grau-fucks]

[plotting about being in Sheetz]

roommate: and then i can take a hit of my vape and you can be like no vaping in here and then we could cause a ruckus

[grau-fucks]

[roommate about to take a shot of peppermint moonshine]

roommate: you know peppermint shnapps?

friend: yeah

roommate: yeah, this is a lot worse.

[grau-fucks]

[watching The Cat in the Hat (2004)]

roommate: you know what i will say about this movie?

roommate:

roommate: i love it.