Mar 28
Mary!Alastor + Serial Roommates
Joseph!Guy baby! When Guy gets to Heaven, he's greeted by God himself and is hit with these strong paternal instincts, which he attributes to having had a young daughter when he died. Nevertheless, he's got another baby now. Congrats, Niffty! You have a little brother, despite him being older than time itself! The angels adore him. That's their grandfather! Lowkey, couldn't really think of anything else. Feel free to add, though! - ☀️ anon
Yes! I was thinking this! Guy is absolutely parenting God, and the Speaker, and the angels, those are his kids and grandkids!
(people end up mistaking him for Adam, the First man, because of how he apparently fathers everyone lol)