#josuke thirst

[theladysexpistol]

I'd sooo wanna pin Okuyasu for his reaction alone 😍😭 Like just outta nowhere LAUNCH at him, grab his shoulders, yeet him over backwards and plant myself on his waist. Id have to use the element of surprise and pretty much just pray his Stand didnt think Im attacking and get to me first lmao. Once you get him pinned he'd be too stunned and flustered so then you GOTTA kiss all over his face and neck. Pinning Josuke would probably be more difficult. I feel like hed see me coming and retaliate 😈

Nah The Hand would know. Stands just know they FEEL idk I feel like his Stand would be like “this bitch about to attack okuyasu with LOVE ima sit this one out”

But yeah pinning Josuke would probably be more difficult bcuz his reaction time is literally god tier you’d tackle Crazy Diamond and then Josuke would get you

[theladysexpistol]

Snuggle fights and play wrestling with Josuyasu which starts out innocently with pillow fights and spooning and ends with your legs locked around Okuyasu's waist and Josuke in a headlock smushed against your chest and then suddenly you realize its not play wrestling anymore 🥴 Theyre stronger than me of course but oh to be the one to try pinning them down. If you caught either of them by surprise you could totally pin them down. 🥵

Fuck man idk both of the boys are so very strong and lemme tell ya havin those boys fuckin arms around me would be too much 🥵🥵

But yeah if you caught them by surprise you could pin both of em. Okuyasu would be so cute he’d be like 😲

[theladysexpistol]

Josuke gives me Ken doll energy for some reason. He's just a fashion boy 🥺

I love this it’s so accurate, he is a fashion boy

[theladysexpistol]

You ever wonder if Jonathan anticipated his descendants having literal in-universe stans? Joseph had... idk his flirtatiousness but idk if he counts. Jotaro always has a group of fangirls around him, even in a part where he's not the main JoJo. Josuke had stans, Giorno had stans, even Jolyne (although her only stan wanted to wife her up on the spot)

(First of all; I thought you wrote Stands like Star Platinum/Crazy Diamond/Gold Experience and I was like HOW would Jonathan have anticipated that?? Lol. Then I got to the part about Anasui and was like... ah)

I feel like while it wasn’t shown, Jonathan probably had lots of admirers in college. Dio too. Both of them were rich sons, popular and attractive. So I feel like Jonathan probably wouldn’t be surprised?

Also I stand by Joseph having stans that we didn’t see bcuz 1) I’d be one of them 2) he is also hot, and a rich boy, and while he says the wrong thing sometimes he’s overall a very good guy (caesar teases him for not having game and I’m just like. I cannot imagine Joseph has never had a girl want him lmao)

Same with jolyne Anasui ain’t the first to fall for her, no way

[theladysexpistol]

Josuke when you say "hair cool"

(The first one made me laugh so I had to use it)

Also

JOSUKE WHY U SO FUCKIN CUT E I SWEAR TO G O D

[theladysexpistol]

Idk if I'd even look good with a pompadour or even have enough hair for it but you better believe I would let Josuke try to style it WHENEVER HE WANTS. Just to feel his hands in my hair, honestly. I wanna play with Josuke's and Okuyasu's hair sooo bad. Like that feeling when you let your hair down after a long day and just rub your scalp? Id do that for them. Let em melt into my hands 🥴 Hhhh 🥵 And I seriously wouldn't even complain if they just yanked the hell outta my hair. Id thank them tbh

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[theladysexpistol]

I've always wondered how Josuke gets his hair like that.😊

I KNOW bro that post/diagram thing was AMAZING and made me thirst for him so hard last night lmao

[theladysexpistol]

Well damn that Hair Down Josuke really hits different 😍 And hair up Josuke too. Straight up Id let him walk on me. Ive been smacked with Josuke and Okuyasu feels for some reason lately and I cant get enough 😭 The idea of letting Josuke play with my hair just 🥵🥵 I want him to grab a handful and pull it 🥵

I SIMP FOR JOSUKE AND OKUYASU SO HARD

would also let Josuke walk on me too but he’s so precious he would never 🥺

Also Josuke?? Playing with his s/o’s hair?? That’s top tier content

Also Josuke?!! Pulling your hair??? GOD tier