#joseph thirst

[theladysexpistol]

I don't want to live in a world where I'm expected to just choose between Joseph and Caesar. The only correct answer is "threesome"

That is fair, correct. Like to be between those two boys is just 🤤

I’m still trying to write that sexy caejose x reader shot, should really get back into that lololol

I kept this photo on my phone for inspiration... 🥵

Just imagine being with them like this, I can’t handle

[theladysexpistol]

*clears throat* Tying up Joseph and riding Caesar in front of him. Every so often reaching over to give him teasing kisses and touches just to keep him from complaining ~toooo~ much. But also ya GOTTA make a show out of it. Make him work for it ya know? 😏 And when hes earned it just TAG TEAM HIM TIL HIS LEGS SHAKE. Oof if I keep this up I might just drop this as a request cuz hot damn 😍 Im thirsty for the BT boys today i guess

I exist in a constant state of thirst for the Battle Tendency boys so it’s okay and also very unfair that you would send this to me unsanctioned, with no warning

I would never threesome in real life but Joseph and Caesar... they just work too good together to not want it.

I like you and Caesar teaming up to demolish Joseph (and he’s loud af too) but god Joseph and Caesar tagteaming you? My fave. They would make you tremble itd be so good. Working together and simultaneously trying to one up each other like I’m sitting here in my bed drooling

[theladysexpistol]

You ever wonder if Jonathan anticipated his descendants having literal in-universe stans? Joseph had... idk his flirtatiousness but idk if he counts. Jotaro always has a group of fangirls around him, even in a part where he's not the main JoJo. Josuke had stans, Giorno had stans, even Jolyne (although her only stan wanted to wife her up on the spot)

(First of all; I thought you wrote Stands like Star Platinum/Crazy Diamond/Gold Experience and I was like HOW would Jonathan have anticipated that?? Lol. Then I got to the part about Anasui and was like... ah)

I feel like while it wasn’t shown, Jonathan probably had lots of admirers in college. Dio too. Both of them were rich sons, popular and attractive. So I feel like Jonathan probably wouldn’t be surprised?

Also I stand by Joseph having stans that we didn’t see bcuz 1) I’d be one of them 2) he is also hot, and a rich boy, and while he says the wrong thing sometimes he’s overall a very good guy (caesar teases him for not having game and I’m just like. I cannot imagine Joseph has never had a girl want him lmao)

Same with jolyne Anasui ain’t the first to fall for her, no way

[theladysexpistol]

Good evening my dudes let’s thirst for some jojo characters 2nite. Anyone will do. I happen to feel very thirsty for Joseph and Caesar today, as usual.

[theladysexpistol]

They really decided to give Part 1, 2, and 3 Jojo characters all those muscles and no ass and that is prejudiced against me

EXCUSE ME THIS IS JOSEPH JOESTAR AND JEAN PIERRE POLNAREFF ASS ERASURE

[theladysexpistol]

I'd end up paying for it later but I live to make Joseph's ego soar. 100% I'm sitting him down like "stop stressing and let me take care of you." Call him handsome!! Play with his hair!! Tell him how big and strong his muscles are and how you just wanna hold him tight! 🥺😍 I have half a mind to challenge him and be like "so I heard Caesar gives better hugs than you" and let him A T T A C K me for it 😂😂 (And I'd challenge Caesar in the same way too tbh. "I think Joseph hugged me harder... 😜")

I mean... that’s also very valid nonnie. As much as I say “don’t raise his ego” I would 112% live to boost Joseph’s ego.

I would also like to call him handsome and run my hands through his hair while sitting on his lap and also tell him how how big and strong he is and god please Joseph let me touch the SHOULDERS. Shoulders are my weakness

Also lol yes you should make everything a competition between Joseph and Caesar because, and I am a scientist so I think I’m pretty good with statistics, that increases the amount of hugs you get from Joseph and Caesar exponentially

[theladysexpistol]

This question has been at the back of my mind for a while but uhh which Jojo character was the first character you've ever simped for?👀👀👀👀

First character I simped for idk if it really counts because I wasn’t like in love WITH him just loved him is Speedwagon. Kinda same with part 1 Dio

First character I fell in love with was Joseph. Absolutely. Fantasized about him a little too much. Caesar too, but Joseph was like, BAM. First episode I simped for the man

[theladysexpistol]

Me: I'm a strong independent girl who don't need no man. Also Me: *daydreaming of being a damsel in distress so Joseph can save me and carry me away in his strong arms* 😍 I need a hero! 😍 I'm holdin' out for a hero 'til the end of the night~ He's gotta be strong 😍 And he's gotta be fast 😍 And he's gotta be fresh from the fight 😍😍😍

On god I have never vibed with an ask so hard before like. Damn. That really be me too. Like I’m always down to kick some ass but lowkey wouldn’t mind being rescued by Joseph 👀

This same thing applies to Caesar and Mista, so I think we’ve found my main boys y’all