#joukai asks

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joukai having a one night stand and kaiba leaves behind a sweater or something behind. jou keeps it. some years later, they reconnect because kaiba wants to understand why jou started winning so many tournaments. “my lucky charm.” “which is?” gestures to hookup sweater. this is hot and pisses kaiba off. there’s like four cups jou won over kaiba and he did it with kaiba’s own sweater…

Yessssss. They're such (pining) idiots. And it makes sense that Jou's win streak is what catches Kaiba's attention the most.

Hehe, Jou can be even brazen enough to wear the sweater before duels once Kaiba finds out. Kaiba wants to rip it off of Jou for multiple reasons. 😏

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Your thoughts on Joukai teenage pregnancy (we ignore the logistics, could be one of them fem or some ABO rule or just whatever) like when they are still in high school.

Paired with a sprinkle of Jou and Kaiba are secretly dating and them just doing a whoopsie daisy, because stupid teenagers with bad parenting and issues.

And what do you think each of their reaction would be (so either Kaiba or Jou being pregnant)

I think Jou would react worse/panic more than Kaiba, regardless of who's the one pregnant. An accidental teenage pregnancy would hit too close to home for him and the way people have viewed and treated him. Plus, his financial situation would make having a kid so much more dire for him.

Kaiba, for better or for worse, is shielded by his money and power and privilege. At least his canon self would be. He doesn't have to worry as much about the impact to his image or his life because he is financially stable. Hell, he could probably hide the pregnancy more easily by flying whoever is pregnant somewhere out of public view (or for an abortion if you want to go that route).

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jounouchi gets into some gamefied app and kaiba is so tired of being ignored he hacks it and makes the experience so unbearable jou becomes interested in giving blowjobs again

Jou: gimme a sec, I need to do my dailies

Kaiba: the only daily you should concerned with completing is sucking my cock and the only grinding you need to do is against my thigh

Jou: *putting aside his phone* well, when you put it that way...

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most of the joukai/ kaijou fandom thinks Jou had sex before around 20

buuuut what if he actually never had, and still everyone assumes he did, and he probably never corrects that assumption. even if all he has ever done is kiss and make out, maybe grope or fondle some girl or a guy a little

and thus he is completely thrown off when he ends up in bed with a future 35-year-old Kaiba (who ofc knows all this), and Jou tries to act all tough, but basically has no idea what he is supposed to do and gets super flustered fast. The potential for older Kaiba to be a sweet guy, but also harass him a lot.

last ask about younger Jou older Kaiba I send: just for clarification I think Kaiba would be good at both topping or bottoming Jou and would use both against Jou lol

You can send as many asks as you want on this topic to your heart's content. I am sat and ready hear them all. The same goes for anyone who's inclined.

In this blog, we love and support vers kings! Kaiba being comfortable topping and bottoming just means there are twice as many things for him to teach a younger Jou. He will make sure to give him a most thorough education.😏

Virgin!Jou is also cute! Watching porn is not actual sex education or experience so it makes sense that Jou would get flustered quickly. Kaiba, already knowing this, lets him flounder and try and fake his way through it for a bit, because he's an ass and thinks Jou is really cute like this. Eventually, Jou will also realize that Kaiba is just having fun watching him fumble and calls him out on it. Smacks him lightly on the shoulder for making fun of him.

Kaiba would then press Jou into the mattress and smirk at him. "Should I treat you gently for your first time, then?"

Jou would, of course, look ready to spontaneously combust from how red he turns. Steam's leaking out of his ears. He's already ruined for anyone else, hehehe.

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thinking about jounouchi getting a brand deal for a protein powder or something and he finds out their sales went through the roof. he’s like oh, i’m so happy to be the face of a good product people enjoy. meanwhile kaiba is sipping said protein powder from a cup with jounouchi’s face and one of his nipples peeking out from a muscle tee. yeah. it’s a good product…

Oh god I'm sorry but one of the first places my brain went was to gamerssups and their "anime girl thigh" flavor...

Lol Kaiba single-handedly driving up the sales of the Jounouchi-collab flavor. Also he has a dozen of those cups just for his private collection, never to drink from, so he can admire Jou's slutty nipple handsome face.

(Man, there is nothing hotter than Jou in a sleeveless muscle tee... Especially with the arm hole opening going to halfway to his stomach...)

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the potential for rekindled romance joukai is so heartbreaking. young jou would give his heart entirely to the relationship but kaiba would choose a business deal or an exciting experiment over him. years later, jou is different. reserved. and kaiba struggles to reconcile that maybe jou’s had other experiences, other lovers that left, but the difference between who he is now and was then is so much kaiba’s fault

Yeah, that's a very classical take on the trope. I think it's also the one I've read the most when people do it. The core of it is seeking catharsis from someone who has hurt and changed you for it. Who has now made you more wary to share yourself with others. I think that is a vindicating feeling for many people, especially because we often never get to have that closure with other people in real life. The resolution of the scenario is Kaiba recognizing the harm he has done in the past and trying to convince/make it up to Jou to give him a second chance. He's also changed! He's learned to appreciate who matters in the present!

Ship fics that play with this variety of the trope:

Bound by Blood by Royal_Wisteria

Second Chance Christmas by Elexica

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I bet 20-year old Kaiba and 35-year old Jou would be really hot. I can imagine it is, as you said, brat taming. And if they go somehow down and dirty & Kaiba getting bent in half (probably because Kaiba provokes Jou): Kaiba would get incredibly turned on

After all, 35-year-old Jou

1. has the experience, because he has surely had sex often enough to know what he is doing

2. probably knows Kaiba’s body much better than Kaiba himself and knows immediately how to make him feel good

3. has extremely good physical stamina because he leads a healthy, wealthy life and is well fed

Kaiba would be absolutely go feral by how fucking amazing sex with Jou feels, and would likely be shocked and confused that Jou can make Kaiba‘s mouth leave sounds he didn’t even know could come out of it

(that will surely not become an obsession. And less a problem for 20-year-old Jou, Kaiba will be totally normal about it…)

You're so right about all of this!

Imagine younger Kaiba losing his virginity to such an older Jou. 🥵 He might never let him go afterward.

(Older Kaiba would certainly never lovingly and sexually bully a younger version of his partner. No siree.)

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kaijou rpf shipper telling them at a tournament she paid an etsy witch for them to date. paid extra for kaiba to top.

Jou: why should he get to top?!

Shipper, using conventional shipper logic: because he's taller

Kaiba: *nodding in agreement*

Plot twist: the etsy witch is Ryou, so he's gonna be playing matchmaker at the tournament.