danwave×diordans first encounter aka
***general warning for Cringe and tw for vampire death***
[NARATOR aka danwave on his influencer account]
It was just another routine #ghost checkup at an #abandoned house, to make sure the property is #SafeForSale, which is on #discount as of now over at @joygrave btw, when the most #horrifying experience of my life happened....
[shot of the entire house at a low angle, everything is dark, but w a slightly purple tint] [scene cuts to the living room, its empty] [danwave is there, in the @joygrave uniform]
DANWAVE: *muffled singing* *dancing across the room* last night i killed a ghost that w-
[a weird noise interrupts the singing]
DANWAVE: *looks around confused* *smirks* ohh seems we've got a ghost in here *checks the ghost detector* huh. its not showing anything *smacks it a couple times* *gets worried*
[a dark figure looms over behind him] [danwave is oblivious to the fact]
DANWAVE: *to himself* guess its probably just the draft [:D]
It was, in fact, much more than just the #draft
[danwave turns to close the window that he could've sworn was closed] [he catches a glimpse of something moving in the corner of his eye]
DANWAVE: guess we DO have a ghost in here after all [>:)] *he takes out the ghost detector* *drops it*
and as i leaned over to pick the #ghost #detector up from the ground i felt a cold hand on my shoulder. Thinking it was a #ghost i pulled out the Joygrave Ghost Vacuum™
[ghost vacuum noises ensue] [danwave turns around] [the ghost vacuum makes a weird sound] [danwaves flashlight illuminates the supposed #ghost and reveals a vampire lady]
VAMPIRE LADY: *removes the ghost vacuum from her face* *hisses and prepares to lunge at danwave*
DANWAVE: *incoherent screaming*
I kid you not, what i thought would be a #ghost was something far scarier. A whole, very #real #vampire! My entire #life #flashed before my eyes in that very #moment. But then the most #unexpected thing happened
[another figure appears and tackles the vampire lady]
DANWAVE: *screaming intensifies* WHAT THE HELL *continues screaming* *hides in a corner*
[a fight between the vampire and the mysterious stranger ensues]
STRANGER: DIE YOU FOUL CREATURE *stabs the vampire lady*
VAMPIRE LADY: *screeches*
DANWAVE: *screaming incoherently* AHHHHHH HOLY SHIT YOU KILLED HER
STRANGER: ..... *crouching over the vampire lady*
I didnt know what was going on but i handled everything with #dignity.
[stranger turns around, still crouching. his eyes glow a bright red]
DANWAVE: *whispering softly* what the heck what the heck what the–
STRANGER: *stands up* *makes a tired smile, revealing his fangs*
DANWAVE: *crying* NOT ANOTHER ONE
[stranger starts walking towards danwave standing in the corner]
DANWAVE: *crying even more* PLEASE DONT KILL ME IM TOO YOUNG I HAVE SO MANY SONGS I WANT TO WRITE AND GHOSTS TO KILL AND *incoherent babbling*
STRANGER: *reaches out his hand for a handshake* fear not dear fellow, that menace is gone and will be taken care of.
DANWAVE: *nervous laughter* *reluctantly goes to shake the strangers hand* hahaha what the-
STRANGER: Diordan van Smith, at your service *reaches for his pocket and pulls out a business card* give us a call if you notice sinister activity like this again
DANWAVE: *is petrified but engages in conversation* i- im Daniel.. of- of joygrave... h- here *hands diordan joygraves business card* in- in case you come across a- a ghost...
DIORDAN: why, thank you kind sir, but now i must bid you farewell
DANWAVE: wait but what about th- that *points at the very dead vampire*
DIORDAN: oh, of course i almost forgot about... it *he says it with clear disgust* dont you worry about that, we will take care of it after you leave *smiles tiredly*
DANWAVE: W- we?? No, in fact dont tell me im just– going to leave. yeah. im leaving. yes. uh. goodbye— whats your name again?
DANWAVE: oh. yeah. well uh goodbye then, Diordan....
[danwave rushes out of the house and promptly drives off to write a long caption about this on @joygrave's official account]
DIORDAN: what a strange bloke ;–;