#joyousjubilee

[wickscommaemmett-blog]

txt; GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET ((why has no one sent this to him yet. Em deserves to ride eyebrows too))

Em: I am not even sure I know what that means

[heyphilippe-blog]

txt; Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they’ll die if they don’t send unsolicited dick pics // txt; How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like…How? // txt; To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.

txt; Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they’ll die if they don’t send unsolicited dick pics

Philippe: I don’t think that implies to every guy honestlyPhilippe: did you get an ugly dick pic?Philippe: is that what’s wrong here?

txt; How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like…How?

Philippe: I don’t knowPhilippe: I can’t remember a thing from last night

txt; To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.

Philippe: One of those poptarts better be for mePhilippe: they’re good shit

[camillecharming]

txt; i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”… // txt; Just once I’d like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on. // txt; Can you repeat that, but with context?

txt; i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”… 

[text] . . . But I thought I had dibs?

txt; Just once I’d like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on. 

[text] I’d love to be able to give you that, but I think we both know that’s never gonna happen.

txt; Can you repeat that, but with context?

[text] Nah

[text] I think it’s funnier to make you guess

[camillecharming]

txt; P.S., he swallowed my earring last night, so yeah. // txt; No, he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull. // txt; Tell me again why we had to facebook stalk your therapist?

txt; P.S., he swallowed my earring last night, so yeah. 

[text] What were you two doing??

txt; No, he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull. 

[text] Wise decision 

txt; Tell me again why we had to facebook stalk your therapist?

[text] To make sure he isn’t posting anything about me

[text] I know they claim it’s all confidential, but I don’t trust that

[camillecharming]

txt; I tried to help you up, but you said “let me dance it off”.

txt; I tried to help you up, but you said “let me dance it off”.

[text] That sounds exactly like something I would I say