Cataclysm AU:
The flying fucking squirrel tosses
Imagine a short ass 12 yr old dropping out of the sky and latching onto some guys face like a feral cat
Kakashi with a pupil blown wide enough to cover his whole iris: cute little genin that won’t immediately die? Ones that I won’t have to mourn and talk to at the memorial stone? All for me
Kakashi: where’s my rainbow ink pen Pakkun? I need to sign up for this right now.
The first time one of them hears someone call Naruto a demon with that curled lip and hate in their eyes the kids are alone. Two minutes later when Kakashi appears to calm them down having been across the village in a meeting with the Hokage, there’s screaming and fire and the ground itself raising to try and strangle the person who said it. He doesn’t even look at the singed and half buried man who had suffered his kids wrath. Instead he tugs the three of them close, Naruto shaking body in the middle with the other two clinging to him just as tightly as the were clinging to Kakashi.
Those fucking edited pics with mudslide Sakura
Meanwhile Sakura’s practicing her baseball bat swings with a whole ass tree sasuke lit on fire
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