Jan 10, 2020
(Without and with blush!)
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(Without and with blush!)
This was inevitable
Matt and Juan playing 1v1 baseball while singing “I Don’t Dance” from High School Musical 2
Before the Grand Prix, Matt and Juan share one last night.
Matt: *spins the bottle*
*bottle lands on Juan*
Juan:
Matt:
Matt, starts taking his shirt off: Fucking finally.
Juan: *nopes the fuck out of there*
Matt: We make such a good couple.
Juan: A couple of rivals.
You’ve heard of bear hug, now get ready for...
Cub Kiss!!!
With the theory of Matt Engarde being Doug Swallow in disguise, due to similarities in design, I find it interesting that no one entertains the thought that maybe instead they were related or brothers. Of course, this would mean that Matt’s real last name is Swallow.
Matthew Swallow
Now, it’s not uncommon for stars to have a pseudonym like “Engarde”, but consider the thought that he changed it while being famous rivals with Juan.
Juan Corrida.
This is hilarious when you discover that, while “corrida” is Spanish for bullfighting, it is also slang for...something else